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"You are standing
in the cavern of the evil wizard.
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All around you are the carcasses
of slain ice dwarfs. "
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Melt- Melt wizard.
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"What do you want
to melt him with?"
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What do you think
I want to melt him with?
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I told you to take out the garbage!
Just a second!
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Throw thermal-
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Josh! Didn't you hear what
your mother said? One minute!
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Joshua Baskin!
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"Your hesitancy
has cost you dearly.
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"The wizard,
sensing your apprehension,
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"unleashes a fatal bolt
from the ice scepter.
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With luck, you will thaw
in several million years. "
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Great.
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Come on, Josh. It's starting
to stink up the place.
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Okay, okay, okay.
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Take the garbage out.
Every day, take the garbage out. There!
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The teams are being led into the field,
and the crowds are going crazy! Yeah! Yeah!
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And wait a minute. It's the Yankees'
star pitcher coming out of the bullpen.
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Look at him! And the crowds
are cheering. They're going crazy!
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They're screaming! Is Billy
there? Okay. In the back.
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Rick Rhoden is on the mound
for the Yankees.
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He looks into the catcher's mitt,
shakes off the first signal,
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takes the turn.
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He wipes the sweat off his brow,
leans back and fires.
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Yeah! Good-bye,
Mr. Spalding!
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Here, here. Wait.
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Got it, need it,
need it, got it.
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Oh!
Hey, hey, hey!
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You ever go by Simpson's desk
when she's grading papers or somethin'?
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She leaned over,
you can see right down her shirt.
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No.
Swear to God.
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Bra? No, no. She's got one
of those undershirt things.
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So if you get real close to the board,
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you can see all the way down
to her flowers.
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Whoa!
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Yeah. Give me your gum.
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Need it, got it, got
it, need it. Hey, hey.
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- Give me a dollar! Give me-
- Oh, my God. It's Cynthia.
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How did a geek like Freddie Benson
get a sister like that?
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Beats me.
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- I mean, imagine having a boyfriend like that.
- Hi, Josh.
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- Hi.
- Oh, my God. It's Billy.
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Come on!
Don't start.
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He says hi!
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- Come on, Miss Cheapo. A quarter! A quarter.
- Unbelievable!
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God. She likes you. I know she
likes you. I'll find out, okay?
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♪ Shimmy, shimmy, koko bop
Shimmy, shimmy, rock ♪
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♪ Shimmy, shimmy, koko bop
Shimmy, shimmy rock ♪
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♪ I met a girlfriend
A Triscuit ♪
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♪ She said a Triscuit
a biscuit ♪
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♪ Ice cream soda pop
vanilla on the top ♪
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♪ Ooh, Shalida walkin' down
the street 10 times a week ♪
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♪ I meant it, I said it
I stole my mama's credit ♪
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♪ I'm cool, I'm hot Sock you in
the stomach three more times ♪
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Don't forget to call
me after supper. Okay.
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Remember about Cynthia.
Don't worry!
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I'm as interested
as you are.
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This isn't fair.
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Buddy, we've been
talkin' about this for months.
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You knew this was gonna happen
when Rachel got older.
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- Why can't she stay in your room?
- Because.
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Bein' part of a family
means sharing responsibilities.
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Great. But do I have to share my room?
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I'm a person.
I am not your maid.
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Can any of you appreciate that?
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You waltz in here like
it's some kind of a resort-
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lounging around, waiting
for your dinner to be cooked,
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your clothes to be ironed.
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What about me, huh? Have you ever
once thought about how I feel?
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Do you know what it's like to work
eight hours and come home to this?
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Every single day?
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None of you
ever offer to help me!
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Why?
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I can't do it alone anymore.
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Just can't.
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And if you tell them anything
that goes on in this room,
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well, you'll be sorry.
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So, will you tell me?
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- You're in.
- What do you mean, I'm in?
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- Cynthia Benson.
- What about her?
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You ready for this?
She doesn't like Barry anymore.
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- So?
- So what do you mean, "so"? That's it. She's available.
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Billy, it doesn't mean-
Josh.
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Hey, it's after midnight.
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Now, say good night to Billy.
Good night, Billy. I gotta go.
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Good night, Mrs. Baskin!
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Sweet dreams.
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All right. Come on.
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One dollar. Come on, kid.
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Watch this. Need some help
with the hammer?
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Okay. I'm ready.
Here I go. Here I go.
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I get one more try. One more try.
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Okay, honey.
Big smile. Big smile.
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Go! Go! Go!
Good. Good.
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Oh, "wimpy"!
Better luck next time.
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Let me get one more try? Please?
Come on! I can't live with "wimpy. "
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Mommy! Make it stop!
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You sure you want to
go on this thing, son?
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Yeah. No, no. I don't
know about this one, Bob.
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No, this looks too scary.
It's okay.
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Oh, my God.
See? I told you.
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He doesn't want to go on it.
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Son, you don't have to go on this
thing if you don't feel like it.
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No, no. It's just that I-
I want to go on myself.
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You do?
Yeah.
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I think it's something
- Yeah, I think it's something I should do.
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Great. Why don't we meet you
at the Ferris wheel?
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Half hour.
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Excuse me.
Hey!
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What are you doing?
Come on, man.
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Watch it.
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Sal threw up on the other ride.
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It was disgusting.
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Josh?
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Oh. Hi.
Hi.
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Have you been on this before?
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This?
Yeah.
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- Yes.
- Is it scary?
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- Yes.
- Are you here alone?
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Yes.
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Look. Aren't those
your parents?
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Where?
Right over there.
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Honey! Smile!
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Why, yes.
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Hey, who's this?
This is Josh Baskin.
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How you doin'?
This is Derek.
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- He drives.
Next.
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Go ahead.
Yo, next!
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Go ahead.
Yo, next!
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Whoa! Read this sign.
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"You must be at least this big
to ride this ride. " What? Oh.
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Hey, I don't make
the rules, kid.
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Next! Next!
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Well, it's a stupid rule.
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Look, why don't you
try the Kiddie Whip?
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Yeah, it's about time.
You. You.
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See you, Josh.
No problem. Step up.
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Hey, watch it, kid! Hey.
Come on, you guys. Let's go.
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"Drop 25 cents here. "
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Come on!
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Work! Work!
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Neat!
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Make my wish. Right.
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I wish I were big.
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"Your wish is granted. "
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Somebody's gonna get you!
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Come on. Go! Come on!
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What's the matter?
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Oh, no. Oh, no, no.
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No.
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Honey, you'll wake up
your brother.
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Shh. Come on. Come on.
You sleep with us.
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Easy, doggie! Easy!
Don't make me do it.
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I'm only part-time. Sorry.
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Josh!
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Josh!
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Josh!
What?
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It's 7:30. Are you up?
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Come on, sleepyhead! You're gonna miss
the bus, and I can't drive you today.
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What does he do
in his sleep?
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Honey? I put out
some clean clothes.
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Bring down your dungarees
and stuff for the laundry, okay?
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- Okay.
- You getting a cold, Josh?
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No. Fine.
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He's got a cold.
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Now Rachel's gonna get a cold, I'm gonna
get a cold, his father's gonna get a cold.
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Oh, my God.
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Breakfast is ready, Josh.
Be right there!
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Josh! Hurry up!
Your eggs are getting cold.
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Hold this. Hold this. Good.
Now, can you keep it a secret?
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Yeah. Keep it a secret.
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Bring down Rachel
with you, all right?
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Okay.
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Come on. Come on.
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Oh, yeah. Shh, shh, shh.
Quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet.
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You want orange juice or-
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What about your breakfast?
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♪ Pardon me, boys Is that
the Chattanooga choo-choo ♪
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♪ Track 29 ♪
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♪ Choo, choo, choo ♪
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Don't. Please, don't! Don't!
Please! Oh, I'm sorry. Sorry.
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No!
It's me.
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It's Josh. Mom! Mom.
Stop it! Oh, God!
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I made a wish last night.
Oh, please, stop!
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I turned into a grown-up. I made
this wish on the machine. Go away!
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It turned me into a grown-up.
Last night at the carnival. No! No!
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My birthday's November 3.
Mom, I got a "B" on my history test.
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Here, take the purse. You can have
anything that's in it! Go away!
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M- M-M-My baseball team
is called the Dukes!
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Uh, I made this for you.
Who are you calling?
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I have a birthmark
behind my left knee!
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- You bastard. What did you do to my son?
- I am your son, Mom.
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- Where is my child? Where is my son?
- Oh, Ma! Ma! Ma!
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Police!
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Hands up!
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Hands up on defense!
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Come on! All the way.
All the way.
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It's all yours!
All right, stop!
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I'm open! Here! I'm open!
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Shoot it! Yeah!
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Gentlemen, this period is over.
- You stink, Kopecki!
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- Get back to the locker rooms and get on to your next class.
- Billy, you stink!
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Wash shirts and shorts.
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Billy, do us both a favor.
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Put the balls in the equipment closet
and you practice your layup.
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Horowitz, pick up that shirt
or I'll make you eat it. It stinks!
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Let's go, gentlemen.
Hey, let's go now.
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Billy.
Yeah?
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What?
It's me.
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- It's Josh.
- Coach Barnes!
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00:18:11,750 --> 00:18:14,250
No! Wait a minute! Wait
a minute! Coach Barnes!
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Billy, shut up! I'm your best
friend! Please, you gotta believe me.
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Don't hurt me. I'll prove
it to you. Billy, please!
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Look, I'm not gonna hurt you!
Help! Help!
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Goddamn it,
Billy Francis Kopecki!
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Look, I know I don't look
like myself, okay?
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But something really strange happened,
and I'm really scared! I need your help!
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You're my best friend!
I can prove it to you.
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Oh! ♪ The space
goes down, down, baby ♪
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♪ Down, down the roller coaster
Sweet, sweet baby ♪
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♪ Sweet, sweet Don't let me
go Shimmy, shimmy, koko bop ♪
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♪ Shimmy, shimmy, rock Shimmy,
shimmy, koko bop Shimmy, shimmy, rock ♪
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♪ I met a girlfriend
A Triscuit ♪
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♪ She said a Triscuit
a biscuit ♪
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♪ Ice cream soda pop
vanilla on the top ♪
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♪ Ooh, Shalida walkin' down
the street 10 times a week ♪
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♪ I meant it, I said it
I stole my mama's credit ♪
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♪ I'm cool, I'm hot Sock you in
the stomach three more times ♪
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Josh?
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You look terrible.
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I know.
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He had on a blue, uh, sweatshirt
with a hood on it...
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that said "Giants"
across the front.
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He-He ran in here.
He ran into the kitchen.
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He followed me a-around
that pillar there,
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and when I got into the kitchen, he turned
around and he pulled down his pants...
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and he exposed his heinie.
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I- I can't. I can't.
240
00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:48,770
I was in the house making gravy,
and I heard this commotion.
241
00:19:48,850 --> 00:19:51,140
That's right.
We're at the scene right now.
242
00:19:51,230 --> 00:19:53,310
We've talked to the mother.
She's pretty hysterical.
243
00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:56,020
She's not making
any sense at all.
244
00:19:56,150 --> 00:19:58,690
There's no ransom note,
no prints. There's no nothin'.
245
00:19:58,780 --> 00:20:01,780
I'll tell you what...
file a report, be on the safe side.
246
00:20:01,860 --> 00:20:04,030
Shut up!
Bet he ran away.
247
00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:07,240
Wish I could.
Want me to pack your bags?
248
00:20:10,790 --> 00:20:12,750
It's me.
249
00:20:13,790 --> 00:20:16,130
You couldn't wish
for a million dollars?
250
00:20:17,420 --> 00:20:20,420
Take that off. Don't worry.
I got it all figured out.
251
00:20:20,510 --> 00:20:22,630
Go to the city,
lay low for a couple days,
252
00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:25,510
find that Zoltar thing,
make your wish.
253
00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:27,510
You'll be home by Thursday.
254
00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:30,890
It grew all over.
255
00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:34,140
- Hmm.
- Why can't I just tell them what happened?
256
00:20:34,230 --> 00:20:36,650
You did, and your mom
tried to kill you.
257
00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:41,110
I'm gonna get in one awful lot
of trouble because of this.
258
00:20:41,190 --> 00:20:45,200
They'll probably be so happy to see you,
you'll probably get a new bike out of it.
259
00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:47,570
Come on. Let's get going.
Oh!
260
00:20:56,670 --> 00:20:58,590
Excuse me.
261
00:20:58,670 --> 00:21:01,250
Thanks.
262
00:21:01,340 --> 00:21:03,260
She's a problem.
263
00:21:03,340 --> 00:21:06,260
This is the time of day when
she gets cranky and she cries.
264
00:21:06,340 --> 00:21:08,260
She does it every day.
265
00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:10,600
I'm not supposed to go to
New York without my folks.
266
00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:13,520
You'll be all right. Here.
267
00:21:17,860 --> 00:21:20,020
Where did you get that?
My father's sock drawer.
268
00:21:20,150 --> 00:21:23,070
You stole it?
It's his emergency fund.
269
00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:55,480
Fine! Fine. Fine.
Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine.
270
00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:58,480
Kill the bitch. Kill her with
a knife. Kill her with a knife!
271
00:21:58,560 --> 00:22:01,690
Kill the bitch. Kill the bitch.
Kill her with a knife.
272
00:22:01,770 --> 00:22:04,190
Put it in. Bitch!
Kill the bitch!
273
00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:06,360
Kill her!
274
00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:16,910
You lookin' for some fun tonight,
sweet thing? No, thank you.
275
00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:19,710
Hey, man. Spare some
change? No, not really.
276
00:22:19,790 --> 00:22:21,880
Hey, this looks okay.
277
00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:24,920
No, it doesn't.
278
00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:27,380
St. James, Josh.
It's religious.
279
00:22:32,140 --> 00:22:36,100
Stay out there all night,
all day and all night again?
280
00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:46,320
Hi.
Hi.
281
00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:53,320
Uh, we would like
a hotel room, please.
282
00:22:53,410 --> 00:22:58,330
17.50 a night for the room,
$10 deposit for the sheets.
283
00:23:01,670 --> 00:23:03,750
Mm-hmm.
284
00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:06,000
You go straight
to the top of the stairs.
285
00:23:06,090 --> 00:23:09,670
The last door on the right,
next to the bathroom.
286
00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:12,890
Wait a second.
I'll show you.
287
00:23:16,060 --> 00:23:18,060
It smells bad.
Shh.
288
00:23:18,180 --> 00:23:20,480
Have a pleasant stay.
Thanks.
289
00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:23,900
Hey, Angel! Get out
of that bathroom now!
290
00:23:25,730 --> 00:23:28,110
He's in that bathroom
all night.
291
00:23:29,570 --> 00:23:32,280
I don't want
to stay here by myself.
292
00:23:32,360 --> 00:23:35,990
I can't help it, Josh.
I gotta be home by 10:00.
293
00:23:39,580 --> 00:23:41,660
Look, I'll cut classes tomorrow.
294
00:23:41,750 --> 00:23:46,420
We'll find that Zoltar thing
before you know it, okay?
295
00:23:46,500 --> 00:23:49,010
Just one night. All right?
296
00:23:49,130 --> 00:23:52,880
All right.
Good.
297
00:23:52,970 --> 00:23:56,510
- What if I can't sleep?
- It's probably better if you don't.
298
00:23:58,270 --> 00:24:00,310
See you in the morning.
299
00:24:00,430 --> 00:24:05,100
Well, you know, like, what time? 8:30.
300
00:24:09,530 --> 00:24:12,070
I'd use the chain, if I were you.
301
00:24:12,150 --> 00:24:14,610
All right. Come on out.
Open the door.
302
00:24:14,700 --> 00:24:16,780
Stay away from here.
303
00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:23,830
If you don't have the money,
don't show us your face over here!
304
00:24:38,060 --> 00:24:40,890
Goddamn it!
305
00:24:48,230 --> 00:24:51,150
Get out! Watch the money! Give me that!
306
00:26:05,230 --> 00:26:08,650
Mom. Mom.
307
00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:14,230
You really think
we'll find it today?
308
00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:17,780
It's a big city, Josh. I bet
there's a million Zoltar machines.
309
00:26:17,860 --> 00:26:20,030
Well, where should we
start first?
310
00:26:20,120 --> 00:26:23,830
I don't know. Oh, let-
Let's try the next street.
311
00:26:25,910 --> 00:26:29,040
I told you, it's not a
video game. Then what is it?
312
00:26:29,120 --> 00:26:32,290
Well, it's not a video game.
313
00:26:32,380 --> 00:26:34,550
This one's got a number on it.
Does yours?
314
00:26:34,670 --> 00:26:38,170
No. Wait. Here's one. What are
you doing? What are you doing?
315
00:26:38,300 --> 00:26:40,390
What are you doing?
Do you have Zoltar?
316
00:26:40,470 --> 00:26:43,350
No, I told you, I looked back
in the back. I've got Powerhouse-
317
00:26:43,470 --> 00:26:45,850
We really need Zoltar.
I haven't got it.
318
00:26:45,980 --> 00:26:50,400
What did the guy at the arcade
say? They have to license them.
319
00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:54,110
And where are we?
Uh, the licensing bureau.
320
00:26:54,190 --> 00:26:57,820
Right. So all we gotta do is get a list
of all the carnivals, then track it down.
321
00:26:57,900 --> 00:26:59,780
Will you quit
your moping now?
322
00:26:59,910 --> 00:27:01,910
I'm not mopin'.
Can I help you?
323
00:27:01,990 --> 00:27:05,830
- Yes. We would like a list of all carnivals and fairs.
- And arcades.
324
00:27:05,950 --> 00:27:09,040
Yeah.
Carnivals and fairs.
325
00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:13,330
Try Consumer Affairs down
the hall, Room 111. Thank you.
326
00:27:13,420 --> 00:27:16,590
Fill this out in triplicate.
Five dollar filing charge.
327
00:27:16,670 --> 00:27:21,090
- See?
- One month to process. You get it in six weeks.
328
00:27:23,550 --> 00:27:27,970
- Six weeks?
- Sometimes longer, but you could get lucky.
329
00:27:28,060 --> 00:27:29,930
Next, please!
330
00:27:31,230 --> 00:27:33,350
Fill this out in triplicate.
331
00:27:35,230 --> 00:27:38,440
I'm gonna be 30 years old
for the rest of my life.
332
00:27:38,530 --> 00:27:42,280
Would you come on?
We'll figure something out.
333
00:27:42,360 --> 00:27:47,490
By the way, you may be
older than that.
334
00:27:47,580 --> 00:27:49,620
So now what?
335
00:27:49,750 --> 00:27:52,830
I'll come and see you
every day after school. How?
336
00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:55,420
I'll tell them I made
the basketball team.
337
00:27:55,540 --> 00:27:57,800
I won't have nothin' to do.
You can get a job.
338
00:27:57,920 --> 00:28:00,630
Can't get a job. Why? Can't
be any different than school.
339
00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:02,970
What are you good at? I
don't know. Making spitballs?
340
00:28:03,090 --> 00:28:05,890
How 'bout a delivery man?
I don't know how to drive.
341
00:28:05,970 --> 00:28:08,060
Yeah, right.
342
00:28:09,810 --> 00:28:13,100
Cardiological technician.
Civil engineer.
343
00:28:13,230 --> 00:28:16,230
You're not gonna eat
your cherry? Go ahead.
344
00:28:18,360 --> 00:28:20,610
Clerical transcriber.
Billy.
345
00:28:20,690 --> 00:28:23,400
Yeah.
346
00:28:25,490 --> 00:28:29,540
Gross. God, that's gross!
Check, please.
347
00:28:29,620 --> 00:28:32,580
- Go to the next column.
- Collection agent. Company clerk.
348
00:28:32,710 --> 00:28:36,330
Computer operator. Construction
engineer. Computer operator?
349
00:28:36,460 --> 00:28:39,090
What? Computer operator. Read that one.
350
00:28:39,170 --> 00:28:42,550
- Josh, will you quit with your stupid computers!
- Just read it.
351
00:28:42,630 --> 00:28:46,550
"MacMillan Toys. " Toys!
- Toys!
352
00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:48,680
Whee-whee-whee-whee, Jags.
353
00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:54,140
"Seeking experienced computer operators
for all levels of system management.
354
00:28:54,230 --> 00:28:57,020
"Candidates must perform
data updates, malfunction isolation,
355
00:28:57,150 --> 00:28:59,480
monitoring of cluster performance.
" "Performance. " I can do that.
356
00:28:59,570 --> 00:29:02,400
- You can?
- Sure.
357
00:29:02,490 --> 00:29:06,490
- Hey, great. They use H.P. 3000s.
- You understand all that?
358
00:29:06,570 --> 00:29:09,780
Well, it's... It's an old system,
but, you know-
359
00:29:11,370 --> 00:29:16,250
- Where do we go?
- Um, "Apply in person, MacMillan Toys. "
360
00:29:16,380 --> 00:29:21,550
All right. Let's go.
Miss? Miss?
361
00:29:21,630 --> 00:29:26,720
Miss?
362
00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:28,760
You look good.
363
00:29:28,850 --> 00:29:30,850
MacMillan Toys!
There it is!
364
00:29:35,390 --> 00:29:38,150
MacMillan Toys.
May I help you?
365
00:29:38,270 --> 00:29:40,520
I'll connect you. Are
these the applications?
366
00:29:40,650 --> 00:29:43,480
Yes. Just have a seat. I'll
call your name. What's next?
367
00:29:43,610 --> 00:29:47,110
There.
Previous employment.
368
00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:50,240
Your paper route.
I don't think I can put that.
369
00:29:50,370 --> 00:29:53,910
Neighborhood circulation director? Yeah!
370
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,580
Yes. Hold on just a moment, please.
371
00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:00,040
What's he got?
372
00:30:02,420 --> 00:30:05,260
Hey, don't worry about it.
373
00:30:05,340 --> 00:30:07,630
Um, Social Security number?
374
00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:10,260
32-17-25.
375
00:30:10,390 --> 00:30:13,890
What is that?
It's my locker combination.
376
00:30:13,970 --> 00:30:17,600
Great.
Mr. Baskin?
377
00:30:17,730 --> 00:30:21,270
Mr. Baskin?
Y- Yes. Yes.
378
00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:24,480
The personnel director
will see you now.
379
00:30:26,150 --> 00:30:28,910
Uh, your son can wait out here.
380
00:30:32,370 --> 00:30:34,450
Yeah, okay.
Son, you should sit down.
381
00:30:34,580 --> 00:30:38,330
And don't give the lady
any trouble now. Sure, Dad.
382
00:30:38,460 --> 00:30:41,170
This way.
383
00:30:41,250 --> 00:30:44,380
Don't forget-
look him in the eye!
384
00:30:54,510 --> 00:30:58,140
There's a couple of numbers
missing on your Social Security.
385
00:30:58,230 --> 00:31:00,270
Oh. Oh, 12.
386
00:31:01,980 --> 00:31:04,070
012.
387
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:10,610
- It says here you've got four years' experience.
- Yes.
388
00:31:10,740 --> 00:31:13,490
All on computers.
Yes.
389
00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:20,540
Where did you go to school?
390
00:31:20,620 --> 00:31:22,750
It was- It was called
George Washington.
391
00:31:22,830 --> 00:31:27,090
Oh, G.W. My brother-in-law
got his doctorate there.
392
00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:32,970
- Did you pledge?
- Yes, every morning.
393
00:31:35,930 --> 00:31:39,060
It happened again. David, the
girl is absolutely useless.
394
00:31:39,140 --> 00:31:42,560
You have got to give me someone who
knows what she is doing. Excuse me.
395
00:31:42,650 --> 00:31:45,360
I'm not getting any of my mail.
Nothing has been filed.
396
00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:48,570
Ever since she got engaged,
my life has been a disaster.
397
00:31:48,650 --> 00:31:50,780
Well, you know, she came
so highly recommended.
398
00:31:50,860 --> 00:31:54,910
She spent the last three months writing
down her married name. Mrs. Judy Hicks.
399
00:31:54,990 --> 00:31:57,490
Mrs. Donald Hicks.
Mrs. Judy Mitchellson Hicks.
400
00:31:57,580 --> 00:32:00,160
Sometimes with a hyphen,
sometimes without a hyphen.
401
00:32:00,290 --> 00:32:03,710
Sometimes she spells
the hyphen.
402
00:32:03,830 --> 00:32:07,800
Well, I really don't know where I
can put her. Put her on unemployment.
403
00:32:11,170 --> 00:32:14,510
- When can you start?
- Soon.
404
00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:23,730
MacMillan Toys. I'll transfer.
405
00:32:23,850 --> 00:32:25,810
Brent.
Susan.
406
00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:29,440
Where's Mildred?
She's out sick.
407
00:32:29,570 --> 00:32:33,030
Again.
408
00:32:33,110 --> 00:32:35,450
And it's easy to clean.
409
00:32:35,530 --> 00:32:38,200
That's very important,
that you're easy to clean.
410
00:32:38,290 --> 00:32:40,200
Open that one.
411
00:32:42,750 --> 00:32:44,620
What's so-
What's the joke?
412
00:32:44,750 --> 00:32:47,790
Is it a small?
Oh, Miss Lawrence.
413
00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:49,800
See, when she opens
her shower presents,
414
00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:53,170
everything she says she'll say on her
wedding night, only she doesn't know it.
415
00:32:53,300 --> 00:32:55,890
So, when we read the list to her
- Who's answering my phone?
416
00:32:55,970 --> 00:32:58,180
Oh, it's pink.
417
00:32:58,260 --> 00:33:00,220
Oh. I'll get it.
418
00:33:00,310 --> 00:33:02,890
Oh, I needed towels.
Thank you very much.
419
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:10,110
Paul Davenport's office.
420
00:33:10,230 --> 00:33:12,280
Can I help you? Susan
Lawrence. Is he in?
421
00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:14,780
Of course.
Thank you.
422
00:33:18,580 --> 00:33:20,490
Susan.
Paul.
423
00:33:20,580 --> 00:33:22,580
If I don't have a man tonight,
I'm absolutely going-
424
00:33:22,700 --> 00:33:25,000
Mr. MacMillan's on line two.
Yeah, I'll hold.
425
00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:27,670
An automatic switch-on-
426
00:33:41,930 --> 00:33:44,730
These are the preliminary voice
runs on Princess Gwendolyn.
427
00:33:44,810 --> 00:33:48,100
All comments should be directed to
Jack Taylor no later than Thursday.
428
00:33:49,190 --> 00:33:51,110
One day, I'll find my prince.
429
00:33:51,190 --> 00:33:53,230
Alternate version number one:
430
00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:55,030
One day, my prince will come.
431
00:33:55,110 --> 00:33:57,150
Alternate version number two:
432
00:33:57,240 --> 00:34:00,320
I want you to steal all the money
from Mummy's purse...
433
00:34:00,410 --> 00:34:02,870
and buy all my accessories.
434
00:34:02,950 --> 00:34:04,870
The more you buy me,
the more I'll love you.
435
00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:09,080
Just kidding, Susan.
436
00:34:14,670 --> 00:34:16,550
Tra-la. Tra-la.
437
00:34:27,100 --> 00:34:30,520
I thought we'd start you off
on last week's preschool orders.
438
00:34:30,610 --> 00:34:34,190
It should take a few days. Give you
a chance to find your way around.
439
00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:37,030
Do you smoke?
Well, just that once, but...
440
00:34:37,110 --> 00:34:39,780
Only on breaks,
and in the coffee room.
441
00:34:39,870 --> 00:34:41,950
Most of that's pretty
straightforward stuff.
442
00:34:42,030 --> 00:34:44,990
You have any questions,
come to me. Good luck.
443
00:34:48,710 --> 00:34:50,830
Bye.
444
00:35:02,470 --> 00:35:05,810
The Dinky Link.
445
00:35:05,890 --> 00:35:08,100
Seven.
446
00:35:08,230 --> 00:35:11,810
Jimmy's Toy Box.
Psst.
447
00:35:11,900 --> 00:35:14,940
Squirmy Hermie.
448
00:35:15,030 --> 00:35:17,230
Psst!
449
00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:20,450
Hey. Psst. Hey.
I'm Scott Brennen.
450
00:35:20,530 --> 00:35:23,530
Uh, I-I'm Josh Baskin.
451
00:35:23,620 --> 00:35:26,290
Listen, what are you trying
to do, get us all fired?
452
00:35:26,410 --> 00:35:28,580
Huh? Gotta slow down. Pace yourself.
453
00:35:28,660 --> 00:35:31,540
- Slowly. Slowly. Slow.
- Sorry.
454
00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:36,460
- Today's my first day.
- I know.
455
00:35:40,010 --> 00:35:42,720
So, how long have you
worked here? Five years.
456
00:35:44,890 --> 00:35:47,720
Work stinks,
but the fringe benefits are great.
457
00:35:49,390 --> 00:35:51,980
See that girl over there
in the red?
458
00:35:52,060 --> 00:35:55,150
Say hi to her,
and she's yours.
459
00:35:55,230 --> 00:36:00,030
She'll wrap her legs around you so
tight, you'll be begging for mercy.
460
00:36:00,110 --> 00:36:02,820
Well, I'll stay away
from her then.
461
00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:08,540
Excuse me.
462
00:36:08,620 --> 00:36:11,750
Yeah. Brennen.
I gave it to you yesterday.
463
00:36:11,830 --> 00:36:13,920
Oh, here it is.
464
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:17,670
I don't have time to xerox it.
Let the new guy do it.
465
00:36:17,750 --> 00:36:19,920
Yeah. It-
466
00:36:21,630 --> 00:36:25,010
We still- We haven't
shipped it out yet.
467
00:36:25,100 --> 00:36:27,140
You gotta be quiet.
People are tryin' to work here.
468
00:36:27,220 --> 00:36:29,140
Hey, wait!
They can't think.
469
00:36:29,220 --> 00:36:31,850
We're gonna go in the other room
and see some toys. Come on.
470
00:36:31,940 --> 00:36:34,230
Come on, you guys.
Stay together.
471
00:36:36,310 --> 00:36:38,940
Come on, guys.
472
00:36:39,990 --> 00:36:42,110
Trouble.
473
00:36:43,150 --> 00:36:45,570
We're pregnant?
474
00:36:45,660 --> 00:36:48,120
Huggy Bear took a nosedive.
475
00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:50,120
That's not possible.
476
00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:54,540
Look at these figures, Paul.
Third-quarter profits off 40%.
477
00:36:54,620 --> 00:36:56,710
Pre-orders down 55.
478
00:36:56,790 --> 00:37:00,920
I'm not talking about one toy.
I'm talking about the whole goddamn line:
479
00:37:01,010 --> 00:37:03,090
Huggy Bear Mama,
Huggy Bear Papa.
480
00:37:03,170 --> 00:37:05,130
Goddamn Baby's off 60%.
481
00:37:07,300 --> 00:37:09,470
You must feel awful.
482
00:37:11,810 --> 00:37:15,980
I must feel awful?
You must.
483
00:37:16,060 --> 00:37:18,060
Paul, uh-
484
00:37:18,150 --> 00:37:22,030
Paul, I- I think we
must feel awful.
485
00:37:22,110 --> 00:37:24,150
Well, yeah. I feel bad too.
486
00:37:24,240 --> 00:37:26,740
This whole line was your idea.
487
00:37:26,820 --> 00:37:29,740
I think that if you just march right in
and talk with MacMillan-
488
00:37:29,830 --> 00:37:31,620
It's not my fault.
489
00:37:31,700 --> 00:37:34,750
Honey, are we trying to fix this thing
or are we tryin' to place blame?
490
00:37:34,830 --> 00:37:39,000
If it'll make you feel better, I'll go
in there with you while you talk to him.
491
00:37:40,170 --> 00:37:42,800
Thank you.
492
00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:47,630
Yeah.
493
00:37:47,720 --> 00:37:51,180
I taught him
everything he knows.
494
00:37:51,260 --> 00:37:55,230
Mm-hmm. Right up.
495
00:37:55,310 --> 00:37:57,230
Hi, this is Matthew
with MacMillan Toys.
496
00:37:57,310 --> 00:37:59,690
Yeah, well, I live
right over by the river.
497
00:37:59,770 --> 00:38:01,770
And I just need
to confirm your address.
498
00:38:01,860 --> 00:38:04,280
You ever seen Brooklyn
by dawn?
499
00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:07,110
Hey, hey. Does it sound
like I'm beggin'? I am.
500
00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:14,830
Hello?
501
00:38:14,910 --> 00:38:17,040
Uh...
502
00:38:18,540 --> 00:38:21,420
Hello?
Hello.
503
00:38:21,500 --> 00:38:24,050
Mrs. Baskin?
Yes?
504
00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:28,380
How are you?
Who is this?
505
00:38:30,050 --> 00:38:32,810
I just wanted you
to know that, uh,
506
00:38:32,890 --> 00:38:35,640
Josh is all right,
and he's okay and everything.
507
00:38:35,730 --> 00:38:37,810
You have my boy?
508
00:38:37,890 --> 00:38:40,810
Yeah, and y-you're gonna
get him back just the way he was.
509
00:38:40,900 --> 00:38:43,650
Look, I swear to God,
if you do anything to him,
510
00:38:43,730 --> 00:38:46,650
if you touch one hair
on his head,
511
00:38:46,740 --> 00:38:49,910
I will spend the rest of my life
making sure you suffer.
512
00:38:51,410 --> 00:38:54,120
Wow. Thanks.
513
00:38:54,240 --> 00:38:57,700
Let me talk to Josh. Oh, he
can't come to the phone right now.
514
00:38:57,790 --> 00:39:00,170
Why not? Why not?
What did you do to him?
515
00:39:00,250 --> 00:39:03,000
I didn't do anything to him.
I think he's a terrific kid.
516
00:39:03,090 --> 00:39:05,920
I want proof that he's all right.
517
00:39:06,010 --> 00:39:08,090
Uh, all right.
518
00:39:08,170 --> 00:39:12,720
Um, a-ask me something
th-that- that only he would know.
519
00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:15,930
Then I'll ask him for you, and
that way you'll know that he's okay.
520
00:39:16,020 --> 00:39:19,230
Ask him what I used to sing to him
when he was a little boy.
521
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:26,280
Isn't there something else that
you'd rather ask him? Ask him.
522
00:39:33,370 --> 00:39:35,660
I got it. I got it.
523
00:39:40,420 --> 00:39:44,130
♪ Memories ♪
524
00:39:44,210 --> 00:39:46,800
♪ Light the corner of my mind ♪
525
00:39:46,880 --> 00:39:50,630
♪ Misty watercolored memories ♪
526
00:39:50,720 --> 00:39:53,840
♪ Of the way we were ♪
527
00:39:53,930 --> 00:39:57,470
♪ Scattered pictures ♪
Oh!
528
00:39:59,730 --> 00:40:02,440
Look, you're gonna
see him again really soon.
529
00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:05,940
I promise.
I cross my heart and hope to-
530
00:40:06,020 --> 00:40:08,730
Uh, we'll talk about this later.
531
00:40:10,450 --> 00:40:13,320
That's total bullshit, Paul!
But, sir, the favorability rating-
532
00:40:13,410 --> 00:40:17,240
Let's not lie to ourselves. If a kid
likes a toy, it sells. That's all.
533
00:40:17,330 --> 00:40:19,660
But every bit of research
and focus testing shows-
534
00:40:19,750 --> 00:40:24,080
It worked in research. It worked in the
testing. It just didn't work with the kids.
535
00:40:24,210 --> 00:40:26,670
Oh, sorry. Why don't you watch
where the hell you're going!
536
00:40:26,750 --> 00:40:28,840
- Are you okay?
- I am fine.
537
00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:31,800
You could kill somebody
running around here like that!
538
00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:34,720
Paul, a boss should get knocked
on his ass once in a while.
539
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:37,350
It's good for him. I don't know,
sir. You should see a doctor.
540
00:40:37,430 --> 00:40:39,510
For crying out loud, Paul,
I'm fine! I'm fine!
541
00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:42,600
- Sorry, sir. Sorry.
- Where were you going anyway, son?
542
00:40:42,690 --> 00:40:45,230
Um, I was, uh-
543
00:40:45,310 --> 00:40:48,480
I was going to the Xerox room
'cause they needed these by 5:00.
544
00:40:48,570 --> 00:40:52,440
Oh! That's good.
Nothing wrong with a little hustle.
545
00:40:52,530 --> 00:40:55,320
Nothing at all.
546
00:40:55,410 --> 00:40:57,700
Right, Paul?
547
00:40:57,780 --> 00:41:00,080
It's good to see
a little hustle for a change.
548
00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:02,410
What did he mean?
549
00:41:02,500 --> 00:41:06,880
I hustle. Uh, sir? Sir!
550
00:41:32,820 --> 00:41:36,410
Get down! Get down!
Get out of the area!
551
00:41:40,370 --> 00:41:43,160
He's got my money. Get 'im!
552
00:41:45,580 --> 00:41:47,870
Ferris!
Thank you.
553
00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:50,540
Brennen!
554
00:41:50,630 --> 00:41:53,260
Baskin!
555
00:41:53,380 --> 00:41:55,420
What is this?
Payday.
556
00:41:55,550 --> 00:41:59,470
Hey, Walt. Where's mine?
$187 ?
557
00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:01,680
Yep.
Oh! Oh!
558
00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:04,270
They really screw you,
don't they?
559
00:42:04,390 --> 00:42:07,520
"Sign below. " Hi.
Hi.
560
00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:17,240
Okay. So how
would you like that?
561
00:42:19,320 --> 00:42:22,700
Could I have your driver's license, please?
And your check guarantee card?
562
00:42:27,170 --> 00:42:30,540
Okay.
All right.
563
00:42:30,630 --> 00:42:33,340
Three dimes,
a hundred dollar bill and 87 ones.
564
00:42:42,470 --> 00:42:44,350
One-
One, two-
565
00:42:44,470 --> 00:42:47,390
three, four, five, six-
three, four, five, six...
566
00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:50,600
seven, eight, nine, 10!
seven, eight, nine-
567
00:42:52,230 --> 00:42:54,690
Look at it. Look at it.
It's beautiful.
568
00:42:54,780 --> 00:42:57,070
Look at this. You know what
we're gonna do with this?
569
00:42:57,150 --> 00:42:59,200
What?
Spend it!
570
00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:03,330
♪ With a rebel yell
More, more, more ♪
571
00:43:03,410 --> 00:43:06,620
♪ More, more, more ♪
572
00:43:10,460 --> 00:43:14,340
♪ She don't like slavery
She won't sit and beg ♪
573
00:43:16,670 --> 00:43:21,680
- ♪ But when I'm tired and lonely ♪
- I'm never eating again.
574
00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:24,300
It wasn't that bad.
575
00:43:24,390 --> 00:43:26,680
It was the boat ride
that did it.
576
00:43:26,770 --> 00:43:28,930
No. It was the pork rinds.
577
00:43:29,020 --> 00:43:32,650
Pork rinds!
578
00:43:34,900 --> 00:43:38,990
- We sure had fun, didn't we?
- Yeah. Yeah, we sure did.
579
00:43:42,070 --> 00:43:44,950
Booger! Booger!
580
00:43:45,030 --> 00:43:49,120
Get that baby
to shut up. Come on.
581
00:43:49,210 --> 00:43:51,160
I could use some help
with the baby.
582
00:43:51,250 --> 00:43:56,840
Oh, please. I'm- Honey I give you all the help I can. I
- You drive me nuts.
583
00:43:56,920 --> 00:43:58,840
You are never here.
584
00:43:58,920 --> 00:44:02,430
I'm just goin' out for a little while.
I'll be back when I want to, okay?
585
00:44:09,390 --> 00:44:12,140
Hello?
Hello.
586
00:44:12,270 --> 00:44:15,770
Uh, is this the Baskin residence? Yes.
587
00:44:15,900 --> 00:44:18,110
Hi.
Who's this?
588
00:44:18,190 --> 00:44:20,610
We're conducting a, uh-
589
00:44:20,700 --> 00:44:22,610
a consumer s-survey
and we were wondering...
590
00:44:22,700 --> 00:44:27,700
what kind of medicine...
you would give to your family.
591
00:44:27,830 --> 00:44:31,000
For what?
For a stomachache.
592
00:44:31,080 --> 00:44:33,420
Pepto-Bismol.
593
00:44:33,540 --> 00:44:36,330
How-How often do you give
that? Every four hours.
594
00:44:36,420 --> 00:44:38,300
I gotta go.
595
00:44:38,420 --> 00:44:40,380
Every four hours.
596
00:44:41,720 --> 00:44:44,380
Okay.
597
00:44:44,470 --> 00:44:46,430
Thank you.
598
00:45:08,030 --> 00:45:11,330
Josh! Josh!
599
00:45:11,450 --> 00:45:13,620
Doggie! No-No. Get away from that dog.
600
00:45:13,750 --> 00:45:16,080
Come on. Get away from that
dog. Doggie. I wanna pet him!
601
00:45:16,210 --> 00:45:19,130
Doggie! We'll go inside
and buy you a nice gum ball.
602
00:45:19,210 --> 00:45:21,130
Okay.
603
00:45:25,470 --> 00:45:29,180
How did you get it to stop?
604
00:45:40,230 --> 00:45:44,490
♪ Welcome to our world ♪
♪ Welcome to our world ♪
605
00:45:44,570 --> 00:45:49,740
♪ Welcome to our world of fun ♪
606
00:45:49,830 --> 00:45:53,450
Right. Okay.
Second door. Right there.
607
00:45:53,580 --> 00:45:58,000
Okay. This one is goin' way out.
See if you can get this one.
608
00:45:59,250 --> 00:46:01,630
Okay. Another big one.
609
00:46:01,710 --> 00:46:04,090
♪ Welcome to our world ♪
♪ Welcome to our world ♪
610
00:46:04,220 --> 00:46:09,010
♪ Welcome to our world of fun ♪
Hey, no fair! Hey.
611
00:46:12,390 --> 00:46:14,720
Yee-haw!
612
00:46:14,810 --> 00:46:16,770
Oh, now, Rocky, keep away
from the strange man.
613
00:46:18,850 --> 00:46:22,150
- Gotcha.
- What's your name?
614
00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:24,530
Jordan. What's yours?
My name's Josh.
615
00:46:24,650 --> 00:46:27,530
I'm gonna blow you away,
Josh. I just got you!
616
00:46:27,660 --> 00:46:30,200
No way! You're closer.
Get back here! I got you!
617
00:46:42,550 --> 00:46:45,460
You big gawk.
618
00:46:56,850 --> 00:46:58,980
Look at him!
619
00:46:59,100 --> 00:47:03,360
You work for me, don't you? Yes.
620
00:47:03,440 --> 00:47:07,030
I thought so.
What, are you here with your kids?
621
00:47:07,110 --> 00:47:09,200
No.
622
00:47:10,820 --> 00:47:12,870
I got the last!
Did not.
623
00:47:12,990 --> 00:47:16,040
I was just looking around.
Oh.
624
00:47:17,370 --> 00:47:20,540
Me too. I come here
every Saturday.
625
00:47:22,170 --> 00:47:25,090
You can't see this
on a marketing report.
626
00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:28,880
What's a marketing report?
627
00:47:28,970 --> 00:47:31,510
Come on! It's my turn!
628
00:47:31,590 --> 00:47:34,600
Exactly. Come on.
629
00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:39,640
What do you think of that?
630
00:47:39,770 --> 00:47:41,810
The Championship Hockey?
Yeah.
631
00:47:41,940 --> 00:47:45,980
Oh, I love it. Only that-
Only what?
632
00:47:46,110 --> 00:47:49,400
Well, the pieces don't move.
What do you mean?
633
00:47:49,490 --> 00:47:52,990
Well, on the old set, you could
slide the men up and down the ice.
634
00:47:53,070 --> 00:47:55,330
Now all they do is spin around.
635
00:47:55,410 --> 00:47:58,580
It's more like real hockey the
old way. Why'd they change it?
636
00:47:58,660 --> 00:48:00,790
I don't know.
637
00:48:00,870 --> 00:48:04,040
See, the Starfighters are good because
you can change all the pieces you want.
638
00:48:04,130 --> 00:48:06,420
But I never liked
the Galacticons.
639
00:48:06,500 --> 00:48:09,590
You only get one robot, and
they don't come with a vehicle.
640
00:48:09,720 --> 00:48:12,380
I see. Plus, you can't take
'em underwater. If you do-
641
00:48:18,140 --> 00:48:20,230
Neat.
642
00:48:31,200 --> 00:48:33,910
Okay, uh,
let's check out the-
643
00:48:45,380 --> 00:48:48,550
- Piano lessons?
- Three years.
644
00:48:48,630 --> 00:48:52,550
Me too.
Every day after school.
645
00:49:15,700 --> 00:49:17,780
Hey, hey!
646
00:49:24,420 --> 00:49:26,210
♪ Madly ♪
647
00:50:15,930 --> 00:50:18,470
What department did you say
you were in? I'm in Computers.
648
00:50:18,590 --> 00:50:20,640
Computers?
Yeah. Yeah.
649
00:50:20,720 --> 00:50:24,310
You just saved me
a trip to the gym, son.
650
00:50:26,140 --> 00:50:30,020
According to the marketability studies,
this thing should go straight through the roof.
651
00:50:30,110 --> 00:50:32,360
Hey! Hey! Watch it, fella. Sorry. Sorry.
652
00:50:32,440 --> 00:50:36,320
Vice president in charge
of product development.
653
00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:38,700
Vice president?
He's only been here a week!
654
00:50:38,780 --> 00:50:41,200
And he came
from Data Processing.
655
00:50:41,280 --> 00:50:45,120
He's out of his mind.
The old man has finally lost it.
656
00:50:45,250 --> 00:50:48,920
Did you know he gave him
Bob's old office? Bob's-
657
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:52,040
Bob's office
is bigger than my office!
658
00:50:52,130 --> 00:50:56,090
There's gotta be a reason. Things like
this don't happen unless there's a reason.
659
00:50:56,170 --> 00:50:58,630
That means if the president dies,
you get to take over?
660
00:50:58,760 --> 00:51:01,890
No. They got a hundred of 'em.
Are we ready? Yes, Mr. Baskin.
661
00:51:01,970 --> 00:51:04,010
Come on in.
662
00:51:04,100 --> 00:51:07,100
Look at this place. It's bigger
than the principal's office!
663
00:51:07,230 --> 00:51:10,020
How would you know? Remember
that explosion in science?
664
00:51:10,150 --> 00:51:12,310
Oh, yeah.
Truckapillar!
665
00:51:12,400 --> 00:51:14,980
59.95.
666
00:51:15,070 --> 00:51:18,860
- You know that only costs 10 bucks to make?
- Get outta here!
667
00:51:22,240 --> 00:51:26,700
- What is this?
- Oh. They just put this in here. It doesn't mean anything.
668
00:51:26,790 --> 00:51:28,910
So, what do they make you do
for all this?
669
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:34,630
Well, I play with all of this stuff, and
then I go in and tell 'em what I think.
670
00:51:34,710 --> 00:51:37,090
- That's it?
- Yeah.
671
00:51:37,170 --> 00:51:39,630
- And they pay you for that?
- Yeah.
672
00:51:39,720 --> 00:51:43,180
Suckers!
673
00:51:43,260 --> 00:51:45,680
Thank you, Miss Patterson.
674
00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:48,680
Hey, Miss Patterson, could you
call Media and have them send up...
675
00:51:48,770 --> 00:51:53,350
the video of the Giants-Broncos Super Bowl and
have them edit out the commercials and stuff?
676
00:51:53,480 --> 00:51:55,690
Yes, Mr. Baskin.
Thanks.
677
00:51:55,770 --> 00:51:59,780
- Miss Patterson.
- You're the luckiest guy I know.
678
00:52:02,240 --> 00:52:05,160
Boom!
679
00:52:05,240 --> 00:52:08,410
- Great.
- Mr. Davenport.
680
00:52:10,210 --> 00:52:12,500
Try taking
some of the padding out.
681
00:52:14,500 --> 00:52:16,750
Projected sales are gonna go
through the roof. Those test scores-
682
00:52:16,880 --> 00:52:20,340
Whoa! Oh... You know, this is
an office, not a playground.
683
00:52:20,420 --> 00:52:22,380
Kill somebody-
684
00:52:23,800 --> 00:52:26,100
Did you check Mattel?
Nothing.
685
00:52:26,180 --> 00:52:28,770
Time now to check
the day's business news.
686
00:52:28,890 --> 00:52:30,980
Coleco?
Zero.
687
00:52:31,060 --> 00:52:34,440
He can't come from nowhere, Susan.
He has to come from somewhere.
688
00:52:34,560 --> 00:52:37,770
How 'bout Hasbro? Yes. And
Fisher-Price and Worlds of Wonder.
689
00:52:37,860 --> 00:52:41,740
- I have called everywhere. Nobody's ever heard of him.
- This is just terrific!
690
00:52:41,860 --> 00:52:43,660
It's not my fault.
Shh!
691
00:52:43,740 --> 00:52:47,530
- Today's arrests bring the
current total to 18- - I know him.
692
00:52:47,620 --> 00:52:50,790
Those under indictment include
five senior vice presidents...
693
00:52:50,870 --> 00:52:54,580
Now they're arresting businessmen? The new
American crime, tryin' to earn a living?
694
00:52:54,710 --> 00:52:57,920
...the most coveted position on Wall Street
- Baskin!
695
00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:00,760
Susan, he has to come
from somewhere.
696
00:53:00,840 --> 00:53:05,010
Let's face it, Paul. The guy comes
from Data Processing.
697
00:53:05,090 --> 00:53:07,930
Terrific. That's just terrific.
This is just terrific!
698
00:53:08,010 --> 00:53:10,180
You're being paranoid, Paul.
699
00:53:10,270 --> 00:53:13,850
These tests were conducted
over a six-month period...
700
00:53:13,940 --> 00:53:19,900
using a double-blind format of
eight overlapping demographic groups.
701
00:53:19,980 --> 00:53:23,030
Every region of the country
was sampled.
702
00:53:23,110 --> 00:53:27,370
The focus testing
showed a solid base...
703
00:53:27,450 --> 00:53:31,080
in the nine-to-11-year-old
bracket,
704
00:53:31,160 --> 00:53:35,460
with a possible carryover
into the 12-year-olds.
705
00:53:35,540 --> 00:53:41,550
When you consider that Go Bots and
Transformers pull 37% market share...
706
00:53:41,630 --> 00:53:43,760
I'm sorry.
707
00:53:43,840 --> 00:53:45,880
and that we are targeting
the same area,
708
00:53:45,970 --> 00:53:48,550
I think that we should see
one-quarter of that,
709
00:53:48,640 --> 00:53:52,720
and that is one-fifth of the total
revenue from all of last year.
710
00:53:55,390 --> 00:53:57,770
Excellent, Paul. Thank you. Thank you.
711
00:53:57,900 --> 00:54:00,110
Any questions?
712
00:54:00,230 --> 00:54:02,400
No.
Not from me.
713
00:54:02,530 --> 00:54:05,950
Yes?
714
00:54:06,030 --> 00:54:09,700
- Yes?
- I don't get it.
715
00:54:12,450 --> 00:54:14,950
What, exactly, don't you get?
716
00:54:15,040 --> 00:54:19,040
It turns from a building
into a robot. Right?
717
00:54:19,130 --> 00:54:21,340
Precisely.
718
00:54:21,460 --> 00:54:25,090
Well, what's fun about that?
719
00:54:27,340 --> 00:54:30,390
Well, if you had read
your industry breakdown,
720
00:54:30,470 --> 00:54:34,180
you would see that our success
in the action figure area...
721
00:54:34,270 --> 00:54:38,060
has climbed from 27% to 45%
in the last two years.
722
00:54:38,150 --> 00:54:40,230
There. That might help.
723
00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:43,480
Oh.
724
00:54:47,700 --> 00:54:50,990
- Yes?
- I-I still don't get it.
725
00:54:52,200 --> 00:54:54,330
What?
726
00:54:54,450 --> 00:54:59,830
What don't you get, Josh? There's a
million robots that turn into something.
727
00:54:59,920 --> 00:55:03,340
This is a building that turns into a robot.
What's fun about playing with a building?
728
00:55:03,420 --> 00:55:06,840
- That's not any fun.
- This is a skyscraper.
729
00:55:06,920 --> 00:55:10,840
Well, couldn't it be,
like, a robot that turns into,
730
00:55:10,930 --> 00:55:12,850
like, a bug or something?
731
00:55:12,970 --> 00:55:15,180
A bug?
Yeah.
732
00:55:15,270 --> 00:55:20,480
- A prehistoric insect with claws that could pick up a car.
- Interesting.
733
00:55:20,600 --> 00:55:23,650
A prehistoric Transformer?
Interesting.
734
00:55:23,730 --> 00:55:26,900
- So the robot turns into a bug?
- Uh, gentlemen-
735
00:55:26,990 --> 00:55:29,280
You've got
a very good idea here!
736
00:55:29,360 --> 00:55:31,780
The robot
turns into a bug!
737
00:55:31,870 --> 00:55:33,950
This is a great idea!
Wh-
738
00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:36,660
Different sizes
- Susan, we could do ladybugs!
739
00:55:36,750 --> 00:55:39,830
You could have him wreck
buildings. Transformers for girls!
740
00:55:39,920 --> 00:55:43,330
A building is inert. A bug, it moves,
it's got all kinds of possibilities.
741
00:55:43,420 --> 00:55:46,960
This doesn't just happen.
This guy- This doesn't happen.
742
00:55:47,090 --> 00:55:51,090
He doesn't just come to a
meeting and say "bugs. " Uh-
743
00:55:51,180 --> 00:55:54,300
Well done, Josh. Well done.
744
00:55:58,390 --> 00:56:00,560
Oh-ho! He is vicious!
745
00:56:00,690 --> 00:56:04,360
He's not vicious. Don't kid
yourself. That man is a killer.
746
00:56:04,440 --> 00:56:06,860
All he said was,
he didn't get it.
747
00:56:06,940 --> 00:56:11,030
"I don't get it. I don't get it.
Let's make it a bug!"
748
00:56:11,110 --> 00:56:14,450
He was going for the throat,
trying to eviscerate me.
749
00:56:14,530 --> 00:56:18,240
Did you see the look
on MacMillan's face?
750
00:56:19,620 --> 00:56:22,040
Mm-hmm.
751
00:56:22,120 --> 00:56:24,330
It's quite a unique space.
752
00:56:24,420 --> 00:56:28,500
The lines are so clean, and you don't
get any of that partition quality.
753
00:56:28,590 --> 00:56:32,050
It has 50-foot ceilings,
all hardwood floors,
754
00:56:32,130 --> 00:56:35,430
ample closet space,
a modern kitchen,
755
00:56:35,510 --> 00:56:40,390
a brand-new bathroom
with a jet-stream Jacuzzi.
756
00:56:40,480 --> 00:56:42,940
We'll take it!
757
00:56:47,980 --> 00:56:50,280
Baskin! Rental delivery!
758
00:56:52,490 --> 00:56:54,820
Come out. Come out.
759
00:57:00,750 --> 00:57:03,290
Hey! What, are you nuts?
So close.
760
00:57:03,370 --> 00:57:07,960
Dear Mom and Dad:
761
00:57:08,050 --> 00:57:10,800
They said...
762
00:57:10,880 --> 00:57:13,300
that I could write you...
763
00:57:13,380 --> 00:57:16,760
and let you know I was okay.
764
00:57:16,850 --> 00:57:19,100
Whoa! Check it out!
765
00:57:19,180 --> 00:57:23,810
So far they're treating me fine.
766
00:57:23,940 --> 00:57:26,480
I got enough to eat-
Two!
767
00:57:26,560 --> 00:57:29,150
and am perfectly safe.
768
00:57:29,270 --> 00:57:32,280
♪ I'm takin' what they're givin' 'cause
I'm workin' for a livin' ♪ Rebound!
769
00:57:32,400 --> 00:57:35,740
They say I'll get out of here-
Two!
770
00:57:37,820 --> 00:57:40,660
in about a month.
771
00:57:40,740 --> 00:57:43,910
♪ Whoa-ohh
Takin' what they're givin' ♪
772
00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:47,380
♪ Whoa-ohh Workin' for a
livin' ♪ In the meantime,
773
00:57:50,050 --> 00:57:52,840
it's a lot like camp.
774
00:57:53,720 --> 00:57:56,090
I watch TV-
775
00:57:56,180 --> 00:57:59,260
I got it! I got it! I got it! Hooray!
776
00:57:59,350 --> 00:58:04,270
and even get outside...
777
00:58:04,350 --> 00:58:07,140
once in a while.
778
00:58:07,230 --> 00:58:09,270
I know...
779
00:58:09,360 --> 00:58:11,820
you miss me,
780
00:58:11,900 --> 00:58:14,650
but try not to worry.
781
00:58:14,780 --> 00:58:16,530
I think...
782
00:58:16,610 --> 00:58:18,320
this experience...
783
00:58:18,410 --> 00:58:21,410
might even be good for me.
Knocked him out!
784
00:58:23,040 --> 00:58:26,330
I love you very much...
785
00:58:26,420 --> 00:58:28,670
and I know...
786
00:58:28,750 --> 00:58:32,170
I'll see you soon.
787
00:58:32,250 --> 00:58:35,340
Your son,
788
00:58:35,420 --> 00:58:38,470
Joshua.
789
00:58:38,550 --> 00:58:41,180
P.S.
790
00:58:41,260 --> 00:58:45,600
Give Rachel a kiss
from her big brother.
791
00:58:48,400 --> 00:58:52,190
Hey.
Oh, hey. Hey.
792
00:58:52,270 --> 00:58:54,940
Sorry I'm late. The computers
were down for, like, 45 minutes.
793
00:58:55,030 --> 00:58:56,900
There was nothing
I could do about it.
794
00:58:57,030 --> 00:58:58,900
What is this?
It's a letter to my mom.
795
00:58:59,030 --> 00:59:01,240
She's gonna feel- This is
terrible! No. You don't mail it-
796
00:59:01,370 --> 00:59:03,580
You're gonna get her all screamin' and cryin'
- No, I'm not.
797
00:59:03,660 --> 00:59:05,790
It's just a letter
to say I'm okay and stuff.
798
00:59:08,870 --> 00:59:10,790
Come on.
Why can't I go with you?
799
00:59:10,880 --> 00:59:14,380
Bill
- I told you, Billy. It's only for people in the company, so you can't.
800
00:59:14,460 --> 00:59:17,920
I could be your assistant.
Billy!
801
00:59:18,010 --> 00:59:21,510
Fine. Fine.
Just go to your fancy party...
802
00:59:21,600 --> 00:59:25,970
while I stay at home by my mailbox
and wait for your stupid carnival list.
803
00:59:26,100 --> 00:59:29,770
It's just this once, okay?
Sure.
804
00:59:29,850 --> 00:59:32,900
Yes. That's a beautiful fit.
805
00:59:32,980 --> 00:59:35,230
Here, Paul. Take this,
go over to the mirror,
806
00:59:35,320 --> 00:59:37,400
put the hat on
and look at yourself.
807
00:59:38,610 --> 00:59:40,490
What color would you call this?
808
00:59:40,610 --> 00:59:43,910
Can I help you? Yeah.
I'd like to rent a tuxedo.
809
00:59:43,990 --> 00:59:47,240
Uh, I see. Is-Is-Is there
any particular occasion?
810
00:59:47,330 --> 00:59:49,500
Yeah. His company
is havin' a party.
811
00:59:49,580 --> 00:59:52,170
Uh, well, then you probably
want something simple.
812
00:59:52,250 --> 00:59:56,130
Maybe a nice black, uh,
with a p-p-p...
813
00:59:56,210 --> 00:59:58,260
Whoa! Check it out.
814
00:59:58,380 --> 01:00:01,260
Oh, wow. Feel that. What
do you think? I like it.
815
01:00:01,340 --> 01:00:03,300
Look at these.
816
01:00:03,390 --> 01:00:06,470
Uh, usually this type of tuxedo
is popular with students-
817
01:00:06,600 --> 01:00:10,730
senior proms, juvenile dress-ups and
maybe a fancy p- Look at this one.
818
01:00:10,850 --> 01:00:13,770
Ooh. What kind of tuxedo is this?
819
01:00:13,860 --> 01:00:16,400
That's not a tuxedo!
That's a morning coat.
820
01:00:16,530 --> 01:00:18,530
Well, what do you call this?
Ugly.
821
01:00:19,530 --> 01:00:22,030
Oh, hey. I've got it.
822
01:00:23,200 --> 01:00:26,370
Excuse me.
I'll be right back. Oy.
823
01:00:26,450 --> 01:00:29,500
I really wanna go home.
824
01:00:29,580 --> 01:00:34,130
Maybe we got off on the
wrong foot. Let's start again.
825
01:00:34,210 --> 01:00:36,170
Hey, smell my neck.
826
01:00:36,250 --> 01:00:38,340
Mm-mmm.
827
01:00:38,460 --> 01:00:41,340
I was hopin' for a raise, sir. A raise.
828
01:00:41,470 --> 01:00:43,720
Just-Just-Just a little one.
All right, a little one.
829
01:00:43,800 --> 01:00:45,970
Kim. Have a good time.
I'll see what I can do.
830
01:00:46,100 --> 01:00:49,350
Okay. Thank you, sir.
Thank you, sir. All right.
831
01:00:49,430 --> 01:00:52,560
Come on, George. You can't sell to
the parents. You sell to the kids.
832
01:00:52,640 --> 01:00:54,560
I disagree.
833
01:00:54,650 --> 01:00:59,070
Listen. You hit 'em at 7:00 in the
morning while their folks are still asleep.
834
01:00:59,150 --> 01:01:01,490
Then you get 'em good
and jacked up for three hours...
835
01:01:01,570 --> 01:01:04,360
so that by 10:00,
they're rippin' the house apart.
836
01:01:04,450 --> 01:01:07,620
It's timing, George. Timing.
837
01:01:07,700 --> 01:01:10,540
You want that parent
to wake up...
838
01:01:10,620 --> 01:01:15,210
listening to Little Jennifer
screaming, "Puppy Pal, Puppy Pal. "
839
01:01:17,340 --> 01:01:21,420
It's very beautiful and I'm having a
lovely time. I'm delighted, Miss Patterson.
840
01:01:21,510 --> 01:01:25,800
It's much better than last year.
I just wanted to tell you that.
841
01:01:25,930 --> 01:01:28,140
How are you gents
doing here?
842
01:01:28,260 --> 01:01:32,020
Double up on the scotch,
will you? Right away, sir.
843
01:01:35,600 --> 01:01:37,480
Here you are, sir.
844
01:01:37,610 --> 01:01:40,230
Susan.
Love your tux.
845
01:01:40,360 --> 01:01:43,940
I think it's the same
as the maître d's.
846
01:01:46,110 --> 01:01:50,700
Yeah. Have you decided what
you're doing on the Danbury line?
847
01:01:50,790 --> 01:01:52,950
No, I haven't.
848
01:01:53,040 --> 01:01:56,710
Well, uh, I think if you got
everyone's input up front,
849
01:01:56,790 --> 01:01:59,340
I mean, right from
the beginning, you can-
850
01:01:59,460 --> 01:02:02,170
Susan, have a drink.
What?
851
01:02:02,260 --> 01:02:07,050
Have a couple of drinks.
It's a party.
852
01:02:07,180 --> 01:02:10,350
It's a party.
853
01:02:16,480 --> 01:02:19,810
Look at this!
854
01:02:32,950 --> 01:02:35,160
Oh, God!
855
01:02:38,330 --> 01:02:40,960
Josh! I'm glad
you could make it.
856
01:02:41,040 --> 01:02:43,420
Bet he gets another raise.
857
01:02:43,510 --> 01:02:46,130
Now, that's
what I call a tuxedo.
858
01:02:46,220 --> 01:02:50,260
I rented it. This is a real bow
tie though. I tied it myself.
859
01:02:50,390 --> 01:02:53,600
That's why I was late.
No, you're not late at all.
860
01:02:53,720 --> 01:02:58,480
Let me show you around. There's Miss
Patterson. Hi. There's a guy from the meeting!
861
01:02:58,560 --> 01:03:04,110
- Would you like a drink... uh, champagne, glass of wine?
- No, just some milk.
862
01:03:04,190 --> 01:03:06,280
Why not?
You on the wagon?
863
01:03:06,360 --> 01:03:08,280
No, I'm at a party.
864
01:03:14,450 --> 01:03:16,410
It works on your hips.
865
01:03:16,500 --> 01:03:19,000
You need a whole other exercise
for your thighs. It's true.
866
01:03:19,080 --> 01:03:21,250
Hi.
867
01:03:39,060 --> 01:03:41,690
Let me grab
a plate here.
868
01:03:41,770 --> 01:03:45,150
Excuse me.
This looks good.
869
01:03:45,230 --> 01:03:48,780
...from the I.R.S. tells me
that I can't amortize like that,
870
01:03:48,860 --> 01:03:51,200
s- so I show him the schedule,
871
01:03:51,280 --> 01:03:54,200
and then he says, "It's not
accepted accounting procedure. "
872
01:03:54,280 --> 01:03:56,290
I say, "You little pissant. "
873
01:03:56,370 --> 01:03:59,080
Try a little bit of, uh-
874
01:04:02,630 --> 01:04:04,880
That looks good.
Yeah.
875
01:04:07,760 --> 01:04:10,470
Want to get a load of that guy.
He's a little overdressed.
876
01:04:15,140 --> 01:04:19,180
Look, my feet really hurt.
Yeah? You want me to rub 'em?
877
01:04:19,270 --> 01:04:21,480
You know, most people, they
don't know how to rub feet.
878
01:04:21,560 --> 01:04:23,810
Think it's in the thumbs.
It's the knuckles.
879
01:04:23,940 --> 01:04:27,400
Now put some eucalyptus
oil on- Just-Just dance.
880
01:04:28,940 --> 01:04:30,820
It's great.
Oh, it's great.
881
01:04:30,950 --> 01:04:33,820
I'm having a really good time.
I'm really excited about this.
882
01:04:37,950 --> 01:04:39,830
Ignore him. Just ignore him.
I don't know him.
883
01:04:39,950 --> 01:04:43,080
The guy's a goddamn knock-off
artist. What do you mean?
884
01:04:43,170 --> 01:04:47,420
Amphibian?
He takes 10,000 G.I. Joes,
885
01:04:47,500 --> 01:04:52,840
slaps some gills on 'em, webs
their feet, packages 'em in seaweed.
886
01:04:52,970 --> 01:04:57,300
There's not supposed to be
pieces in mousse. Carrot.
887
01:05:26,500 --> 01:05:28,960
Give me a break.
But the toy sold, Paul.
888
01:05:29,050 --> 01:05:31,000
Excuse me.
889
01:05:34,010 --> 01:05:36,590
Hi.
Hi.
890
01:05:36,680 --> 01:05:40,260
All the same people having
all the same discussion.
891
01:05:40,350 --> 01:05:43,890
It's like they cloned
some party in 1983...
892
01:05:43,980 --> 01:05:47,730
and kept spinning it out
again and again and again.
893
01:05:47,810 --> 01:05:51,110
I loved your ideas
on the Squeezy Doll line.
894
01:05:51,190 --> 01:05:53,110
Thanks.
895
01:05:53,190 --> 01:05:56,320
They were so... incisive.
896
01:05:56,410 --> 01:05:59,160
"Incisive. "
897
01:06:00,330 --> 01:06:02,790
It's beluga.
898
01:06:02,870 --> 01:06:05,330
MacMillan orders it
every year.
899
01:06:07,130 --> 01:06:10,460
Sidle up to him
and then ask for a raise.
900
01:06:20,350 --> 01:06:22,560
Gesundheit.
901
01:06:22,640 --> 01:06:24,810
You all right?
902
01:06:24,890 --> 01:06:27,140
You okay?
903
01:06:27,230 --> 01:06:29,690
You want a glass of water?
904
01:06:31,690 --> 01:06:35,070
Want something to drink? Could
I have a milk shake or something?
905
01:06:35,150 --> 01:06:38,160
I got a car outside.
You wanna get outta here?
906
01:06:38,240 --> 01:06:41,120
- Uh-huh.
- Let's go.
907
01:06:45,540 --> 01:06:47,500
Watch it!
908
01:06:47,620 --> 01:06:51,540
Did you see that?
909
01:06:51,630 --> 01:06:54,670
I'm not really
a big one for parties.
910
01:06:54,760 --> 01:06:58,630
I like things that are
a little more... intimate.
911
01:06:58,720 --> 01:07:00,890
Wow! Is this your car?
912
01:07:00,970 --> 01:07:03,560
Well, it's the company's car.
913
01:07:03,680 --> 01:07:07,230
This is the coolest thing
I've ever seen! Yes, sir.
914
01:07:10,060 --> 01:07:12,270
Sir.
915
01:07:22,580 --> 01:07:24,990
Just seeing someone
in the office,
916
01:07:25,080 --> 01:07:28,120
you don't really get
a chance to know them.
917
01:07:28,210 --> 01:07:31,210
Just being with you here,
I really get a sense of-
918
01:07:31,330 --> 01:07:33,500
of who you are.
919
01:07:33,630 --> 01:07:35,670
You gonna eat these fries? No, no.
920
01:07:35,800 --> 01:07:39,300
Hey, mister, you want some of
these fries? No. No, thank you.
921
01:07:39,380 --> 01:07:43,140
See, it's hard,
in a business situation-
922
01:07:44,930 --> 01:07:48,770
I mean, there's this invisible
line, and- and even if-
923
01:07:48,850 --> 01:07:52,020
even if you're
attracted to someone-
924
01:07:52,150 --> 01:07:54,900
You're gonna call
someone before-
925
01:07:55,020 --> 01:07:57,480
No.
926
01:07:57,570 --> 01:08:01,200
Uh, I mean,
at this point in my life-
927
01:08:01,320 --> 01:08:03,910
Don't-
928
01:08:03,990 --> 01:08:07,910
Don't play with the ra-
Leave the, uh... Don't-
929
01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:11,330
I'm really vulnerable right now,
you know, and I-
930
01:08:11,460 --> 01:08:15,460
I mean,
I love my job.
931
01:08:15,590 --> 01:08:17,670
And-
932
01:08:17,800 --> 01:08:19,970
And I-
Ejector seat!
933
01:08:20,090 --> 01:08:22,260
♪ Hot in the city ♪
934
01:08:22,340 --> 01:08:25,550
♪ Hot in the city tonight ♪
935
01:08:26,930 --> 01:08:29,100
♪ All right ♪
This is great!
936
01:08:29,180 --> 01:08:34,650
♪ Hot in the city Hot in the
city tonight ♪ Hey, come on up.
937
01:08:34,730 --> 01:08:38,030
♪ Tonight ♪
♪ Right ♪
938
01:08:45,530 --> 01:08:48,410
That was my apartment.
Really?
939
01:08:48,540 --> 01:08:51,000
Yeah. Love to see where you live.
940
01:08:59,130 --> 01:09:01,800
Have you always
lived alone?
941
01:09:01,920 --> 01:09:04,590
No, not always.
Oh.
942
01:09:04,680 --> 01:09:07,680
Is it just recently, or-
943
01:09:07,810 --> 01:09:12,140
Yeah. Give yourself a
couple of days. It'll pass.
944
01:09:12,230 --> 01:09:15,690
Oh. They said it was
gonna take six weeks.
945
01:09:15,770 --> 01:09:18,770
Well, it can be painful, but...
946
01:09:18,860 --> 01:09:21,900
that's what they invented
Xanax for, right?
947
01:09:21,990 --> 01:09:24,110
Watch your step.
948
01:09:24,200 --> 01:09:26,490
Thank you.
949
01:09:28,790 --> 01:09:32,000
I'm not sure
we should do this yet.
950
01:09:32,080 --> 01:09:35,420
- Do what?
- Well-
951
01:09:35,500 --> 01:09:41,420
I mean, I like you, and I
- I wanna spend the night with you.
952
01:09:42,840 --> 01:09:45,180
Do you mean sleep over?
953
01:09:48,680 --> 01:09:51,350
Well, is- Yeah.
954
01:09:54,390 --> 01:09:57,560
Okay.
But I get to be on top.
955
01:10:14,830 --> 01:10:17,790
You live here?
Yeah.
956
01:10:17,880 --> 01:10:22,090
- It's nice, isn't it?
♪ Sending you forget-me-nots ♪
957
01:10:23,590 --> 01:10:26,630
Yeah.
♪ To help you to remember ♪
958
01:10:26,760 --> 01:10:30,640
You, uh... You want a soda? Huh?
959
01:10:30,760 --> 01:10:34,680
Soda? You want one? Yeah, sure.
960
01:10:34,770 --> 01:10:38,940
I rigged this up so you
don't need any quarters.
961
01:10:39,060 --> 01:10:42,110
Aah! No. No. Don't.
What?
962
01:10:42,190 --> 01:10:44,780
The glue is not dry yet.
963
01:10:44,900 --> 01:10:47,150
Sorry. It's okay.
Sorry.
964
01:10:47,240 --> 01:10:49,530
You didn't break it.
965
01:10:49,660 --> 01:10:52,660
You wanna play pinball?
966
01:10:52,790 --> 01:10:55,790
No. You don't need quarters
for this either. It's free.
967
01:10:55,910 --> 01:10:59,420
No, thank you.
Okay.
968
01:11:01,880 --> 01:11:05,590
- Is that a trampoline?
- Yeah. You wanna try it?
969
01:11:05,670 --> 01:11:09,930
- No.
- You should. It's really fun.
970
01:11:10,010 --> 01:11:13,810
It's simple too. Come on. You'll like it.
And it's really easy too.
971
01:11:13,930 --> 01:11:16,640
Do you have some wine, maybe
- Take off your shoes.
972
01:11:16,730 --> 01:11:18,940
Oh, maybe
for a few minutes.
973
01:11:19,020 --> 01:11:21,520
It's easy. All right.
974
01:11:21,610 --> 01:11:24,400
♪ It's not hard to believe I
want you and I need you Come on ♪
975
01:11:24,480 --> 01:11:27,820
It's really simple. Let me
just get my big balls off here.
976
01:11:30,070 --> 01:11:33,740
- No, really, I-I- I'll watch.
- It's fun. I'll do it with you.
977
01:11:33,830 --> 01:11:36,700
Up.
Excellent. All right.
978
01:11:36,830 --> 01:11:38,870
Help me up?
Sure!
979
01:11:39,000 --> 01:11:41,080
Okay.
980
01:11:43,340 --> 01:11:46,670
- Okay. Jump.
- You want me to jump.
981
01:11:46,760 --> 01:11:49,090
Yeah. Just jump.
982
01:11:50,800 --> 01:11:53,850
There. Now can I have
a drink? No, no, no.
983
01:11:53,930 --> 01:11:58,480
Look, really jump. Stand
there and get air. Go ahead.
984
01:11:58,560 --> 01:12:02,730
Get some air between you
and the tramp... oline.
985
01:12:02,860 --> 01:12:04,980
There.
986
01:12:05,070 --> 01:12:08,650
Oh, come on. I'll do it with you,
to show you how it goes.
987
01:12:08,740 --> 01:12:11,820
Ready? Come on. Jump.
See? That's all it is.
988
01:12:11,910 --> 01:12:14,950
That's all there is to it. Good.
989
01:12:16,240 --> 01:12:19,370
There you go.
There you go. Yeah.
990
01:12:21,120 --> 01:12:25,290
It's easy. Anybody could do this.
991
01:12:25,380 --> 01:12:27,420
Whoo!
992
01:12:34,640 --> 01:12:38,520
Whoa!
How'd you do that?
993
01:12:42,770 --> 01:12:45,020
Good!
994
01:12:45,110 --> 01:12:50,940
Okay. I'm attacking China
from Mongolia.
995
01:12:52,780 --> 01:12:54,740
Why do you smoke?
Oh.
996
01:12:57,120 --> 01:12:58,990
That's, uh-
I lose two.
997
01:12:59,120 --> 01:13:02,160
Mmm, yeah.
Okay.
998
01:13:48,210 --> 01:13:50,380
Oh. Hi.
999
01:13:50,500 --> 01:13:52,590
Here.
What?
1000
01:13:52,670 --> 01:13:54,880
Pick one.
1001
01:13:57,470 --> 01:14:00,890
That one.
Okay, try it again.
1002
01:14:02,180 --> 01:14:04,600
That one.
1003
01:14:04,690 --> 01:14:08,270
It's for you. It's a
glow-in-the-dark compass ring.
1004
01:14:08,360 --> 01:14:10,650
So you won't get lost.
1005
01:14:31,550 --> 01:14:33,920
Good night.
1006
01:14:52,730 --> 01:14:54,940
Jones Industrial Average-
1007
01:14:55,030 --> 01:14:57,200
Have fun last night?
1008
01:14:57,280 --> 01:14:59,450
Sure. Yeah.
1009
01:14:59,530 --> 01:15:02,280
Yeah.
Yeah, you left pretty quick.
1010
01:15:02,370 --> 01:15:04,620
Gave him a ride home, Paul.
1011
01:15:04,700 --> 01:15:07,750
- Oh. Did he enjoy it?
- Don't be ridiculous.
1012
01:15:07,830 --> 01:15:10,210
Ah, that's me...
Mr. Ridiculous.
1013
01:15:10,290 --> 01:15:12,500
Just a silly old guy.
1014
01:15:12,590 --> 01:15:16,090
Short-term credit conditions.
Yields fell slightly-
1015
01:15:16,170 --> 01:15:18,720
I don't feel like
going out tonight.
1016
01:15:18,840 --> 01:15:22,890
What do you mean? They're
your friends. I know.
1017
01:15:23,010 --> 01:15:26,680
Leave it! Leave it!
1018
01:15:26,770 --> 01:15:29,850
- ♪ Hot in the city tonight ♪
- Would you quit it!
1019
01:15:29,940 --> 01:15:33,980
Do you have to play with everything?
1020
01:15:44,540 --> 01:15:47,370
Baskin?
1021
01:15:52,710 --> 01:15:56,090
Wouldn't you rather play
basketball? I know how to play that.
1022
01:15:56,210 --> 01:15:58,840
We could be a team for
the MacMillan Company. No!
1023
01:15:58,920 --> 01:16:02,470
I'm not very good at sports, but I'll give
it a try. My best sport's video hockey.
1024
01:16:02,600 --> 01:16:04,930
That isn't a sport. Well, it
takes eye-to-hand coordination.
1025
01:16:05,060 --> 01:16:09,020
It's not a sport if you don't sweat. What
about golf? You don't sweat, and that's a sport.
1026
01:16:09,100 --> 01:16:11,730
And you're not sitting there
letting some machine do all the work.
1027
01:16:11,850 --> 01:16:14,190
What about car racing?
Shut up, Baskin!
1028
01:16:14,320 --> 01:16:16,780
What are the rules again?
I told you.
1029
01:16:16,860 --> 01:16:21,740
Over the line on the serve. Yellow
is out-of-bounds. Play to 21. Ready?
1030
01:16:21,860 --> 01:16:24,660
Sorry. Sorry.
One-nothin'.
1031
01:16:24,740 --> 01:16:28,290
- Hold it.
- Get it! Get it! Get it! Attaboy.
1032
01:16:28,410 --> 01:16:31,210
Okay. You ready? All right. Yeah.
1033
01:16:33,250 --> 01:16:35,290
Ho ho! Nice try!
That was in.
1034
01:16:35,380 --> 01:16:39,920
Two-zip. Just made it two-zip.
Ready? Okay, here we go.
1035
01:16:46,760 --> 01:16:49,640
Oh!
It's in. Good. Point.
1036
01:16:49,730 --> 01:16:52,480
Whoa! What's the matter-
1037
01:16:52,560 --> 01:16:54,650
Wait a minute.
Time out. Time!
1038
01:16:59,030 --> 01:17:00,990
- Backhand!
- Whoa!
1039
01:17:01,070 --> 01:17:03,820
Yes!
1040
01:17:05,780 --> 01:17:08,950
19-18. Uh, that was under the line.
1041
01:17:09,040 --> 01:17:12,370
- What?
- You said it had to be over the line on a serve.
1042
01:17:12,460 --> 01:17:16,080
- No, I didn't.
- Yeah, you said it had to be over the line on a serve.
1043
01:17:16,170 --> 01:17:19,500
No, I did not!
Now, give me the goddamn ball!
1044
01:17:19,590 --> 01:17:21,710
Well, that's cheating.
1045
01:17:21,840 --> 01:17:24,010
Give me the goddamn ball, will ya? No!
1046
01:17:24,130 --> 01:17:26,890
Give me the ball, you
little shit. It's my serve.
1047
01:17:27,010 --> 01:17:31,060
Give me the goddamn ball! I
never said that! Yes, you did.
1048
01:17:32,980 --> 01:17:35,520
Give me the...
Give me the ball.
1049
01:17:35,600 --> 01:17:38,150
Give me the ball!
1050
01:17:38,270 --> 01:17:41,150
Give me the- Give
me the- This is new.
1051
01:17:41,280 --> 01:17:45,110
Come here.
Give me the ball.
1052
01:17:45,240 --> 01:17:47,740
You're a cheater!
Give me the-
1053
01:17:47,830 --> 01:17:49,950
I do not cheat!
He cheats!
1054
01:17:50,040 --> 01:17:54,410
Give me the ball!
1055
01:17:56,580 --> 01:18:00,590
Give- Give me the-
Give me the-
1056
01:18:00,710 --> 01:18:05,380
Give me the ball! All right, let's
take it over. We'll take it over! Ow!
1057
01:18:07,800 --> 01:18:10,010
He didn't have to punch me.
1058
01:18:10,100 --> 01:18:12,430
I know.
1059
01:18:12,560 --> 01:18:14,600
He's scared of you. Ohh.
1060
01:18:15,690 --> 01:18:20,060
You don't play his game. I tried
to play his game. He beat me up.
1061
01:18:21,610 --> 01:18:25,070
If he's scared of me,
then why did he punch me?
1062
01:18:25,150 --> 01:18:29,660
He punched you
because he's scared of you.
1063
01:18:29,780 --> 01:18:32,950
I don't get it.
It's just the way he is.
1064
01:18:33,040 --> 01:18:35,580
Everything's a fight with him.
1065
01:18:35,660 --> 01:18:37,920
Everyone's an enemy.
1066
01:18:38,000 --> 01:18:41,500
It's not just a job for him.
It's a war.
1067
01:18:47,340 --> 01:18:50,680
How come you're so nice?
1068
01:18:50,800 --> 01:18:55,730
What? You work as hard as he
does, and you're not like that.
1069
01:18:55,810 --> 01:18:58,020
You don't know me that well.
1070
01:18:58,100 --> 01:19:00,400
Yes, I do.
1071
01:19:02,190 --> 01:19:05,320
You're one of
the nicest people I've met.
1072
01:19:10,200 --> 01:19:12,160
How do you do it?
1073
01:19:30,430 --> 01:19:33,260
On the fast break. What a job.
Let's get this done.
1074
01:19:33,350 --> 01:19:35,260
It's in the corner-
Oh. Go Knicks.
1075
01:19:35,350 --> 01:19:38,060
Oh! Heartbreak!
He lost it.
1076
01:19:38,140 --> 01:19:43,560
Must need a new center.
Good night.
1077
01:20:07,380 --> 01:20:11,340
Come in.
1078
01:20:13,760 --> 01:20:16,600
Hey, Josh.
Hi.
1079
01:20:16,680 --> 01:20:19,520
What time is it?
1080
01:20:19,600 --> 01:20:22,150
It's 10:00 or somethin'.
Mmm.
1081
01:20:22,230 --> 01:20:25,440
What are you
doin' here so late?
1082
01:20:25,520 --> 01:20:27,940
I finished up
on the Astro Blaster.
1083
01:20:29,490 --> 01:20:32,110
So? What do you think?
1084
01:20:33,240 --> 01:20:35,370
It's okay.
1085
01:20:37,490 --> 01:20:40,080
I know what you mean.
1086
01:20:40,160 --> 01:20:44,880
Astro Blaster, Laser Might-
They're all the goddamn same.
1087
01:20:46,710 --> 01:20:48,960
Wasn't always that way.
1088
01:20:52,590 --> 01:20:56,100
I remember
there was this duck once.
1089
01:20:56,180 --> 01:20:58,470
You mean, like,
a- a rubber duck for the bath?
1090
01:20:58,560 --> 01:21:01,850
No, no, no. Just a...
1091
01:21:01,940 --> 01:21:05,940
little, wooden, quacky duck.
1092
01:21:06,020 --> 01:21:11,400
And a string on the bottom and you pulled
him forward, he'd waddle from side to side.
1093
01:21:11,490 --> 01:21:13,610
And I realized...
1094
01:21:15,070 --> 01:21:20,200
if you put the head on a hinge,
just a little wooden dowel,
1095
01:21:21,710 --> 01:21:27,000
then the beak would peck at the ground
when it pulls forward.
1096
01:21:27,090 --> 01:21:30,800
See? Oh.
1097
01:21:30,920 --> 01:21:35,470
Just- I had an idea.
1098
01:21:38,180 --> 01:21:40,350
Look at this.
Come over here.
1099
01:21:42,680 --> 01:21:44,600
You know what this is?
1100
01:21:44,690 --> 01:21:50,360
It's a report on how to expand the heavy
adventure market past the 12-year-old cutoff point.
1101
01:21:50,440 --> 01:21:53,610
- You can't do that. It doesn't work.
- Why not?
1102
01:21:53,700 --> 01:21:56,030
Y- You can't keep a kid
from growing up.
1103
01:21:56,110 --> 01:22:00,870
All a 13-year-old boy wants
is a 13-year-old girl.
1104
01:22:02,290 --> 01:22:04,910
And I sure don't know
how to build one of those.
1105
01:22:24,390 --> 01:22:26,940
What's this?
What does it look like?
1106
01:22:27,020 --> 01:22:30,730
Shampoo, razor, toothpaste, two
neckties and your exercise tape.
1107
01:22:30,860 --> 01:22:33,150
Susan
- And I want my keys back.
1108
01:22:35,240 --> 01:22:37,570
Sure.
1109
01:22:39,870 --> 01:22:43,450
It was just some scratches, honey.
He'll get over it.
1110
01:22:43,580 --> 01:22:46,290
It has nothing to do with him.
Oh, what is this, then?
1111
01:22:46,370 --> 01:22:48,580
Your one big moment
of redemption?
1112
01:22:49,710 --> 01:22:51,670
Yeah. Yeah,
that sounds good to me.
1113
01:22:51,750 --> 01:22:54,550
Come on, Susan.
He's just another link in the chain.
1114
01:22:54,630 --> 01:22:57,470
First it was Tom Caulfield.
Then Handlen.
1115
01:22:57,550 --> 01:23:01,100
Then Golding. Then me.
Am I missing somebody?
1116
01:23:01,180 --> 01:23:03,640
It's not like that anymore.
1117
01:23:03,720 --> 01:23:06,850
What is so special about Baskin?
1118
01:23:06,940 --> 01:23:10,020
He's a grown-up.
1119
01:23:10,110 --> 01:23:11,940
Susan-
1120
01:23:12,020 --> 01:23:14,860
I can't believe
you brought up Golding.
1121
01:23:16,110 --> 01:23:18,820
Can't believe you slept with him.
1122
01:23:25,200 --> 01:23:27,460
Oh!
1123
01:23:27,540 --> 01:23:31,130
Catch. Catch the dough. Catch!
1124
01:23:31,210 --> 01:23:33,540
A little piece of dough over there!
1125
01:23:33,630 --> 01:23:36,550
Here it come! Throw me
the dough. Right here.
1126
01:23:36,630 --> 01:23:38,260
Hey! Hey!
1127
01:23:38,380 --> 01:23:40,510
Oh, my God!
Got him!
1128
01:23:43,220 --> 01:23:47,100
He's really good!
1129
01:23:49,060 --> 01:23:51,650
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
1130
01:23:51,730 --> 01:23:53,690
Surprise!
1131
01:23:53,770 --> 01:23:56,940
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
1132
01:23:57,070 --> 01:24:01,780
♪ Happy birthday - Happy birthday ♪
♪ Dear Josh ♪
1133
01:24:01,870 --> 01:24:04,990
♪ Happy birthday ♪
1134
01:24:05,080 --> 01:24:09,460
♪ To you ♪
1135
01:24:09,540 --> 01:24:12,580
♪ And many more ♪
1136
01:24:12,670 --> 01:24:16,300
Happy birthday to you.
1137
01:24:16,420 --> 01:24:18,510
You!
Hey.
1138
01:24:18,590 --> 01:24:20,840
What are you gonna
wish for this time?
1139
01:24:28,060 --> 01:24:32,440
I know what we can do. We can get
some beers and some dirty magazines-
1140
01:24:32,560 --> 01:24:36,320
I can't, Billy. What? Of course
you can. It's your birthday.
1141
01:24:36,440 --> 01:24:39,070
I have to go somewhere.
Where? Where?
1142
01:24:39,150 --> 01:24:41,650
Um,
1143
01:24:41,740 --> 01:24:44,910
well, I have to
go meet somebody and-
1144
01:24:45,030 --> 01:24:50,410
So I got all night.
Yeah, I know, but, see, I-I just...
1145
01:24:50,500 --> 01:24:54,250
Well, I can't right now.
But I'll call you. All right?
1146
01:24:54,330 --> 01:24:56,630
Okay? I'll give you a call.
1147
01:24:58,300 --> 01:25:02,090
Thanks again, Billy!
It was fun!
1148
01:25:02,180 --> 01:25:04,140
Yeah. Fun.
1149
01:25:07,010 --> 01:25:10,560
- Hi.
- Hi.
1150
01:25:12,980 --> 01:25:15,650
- Do you want to come in?
- Sure.
1151
01:25:33,040 --> 01:25:35,330
Sit down.
1152
01:25:51,180 --> 01:25:53,270
Wanna go?
Yeah! Yeah.
1153
01:25:53,350 --> 01:25:55,730
Okay.
1154
01:26:21,920 --> 01:26:24,090
Wanna go again?
1155
01:26:28,680 --> 01:26:30,600
How come you have
all these points?
1156
01:26:30,680 --> 01:26:32,890
'Cause I'm just tappin' 'em.
You don't have to kill 'em.
1157
01:26:40,690 --> 01:26:43,650
Rick Rhoden, on the mound.
1158
01:26:45,990 --> 01:26:48,200
He takes the curve.
1159
01:26:48,280 --> 01:26:51,160
Here's the windup
and the pitch.
1160
01:26:51,280 --> 01:26:54,120
Pick a prize.
1161
01:26:54,200 --> 01:26:57,210
So they have these cars
that you can actually drive,
1162
01:26:57,290 --> 01:27:00,840
except they're on this rail,
so you can't get off the road-
1163
01:27:00,960 --> 01:27:03,630
You have a really big
gob of mustard right-
1164
01:27:03,710 --> 01:27:05,630
What?
Mustard.
1165
01:27:05,720 --> 01:27:08,010
- Where?
- Right there.
1166
01:27:12,220 --> 01:27:14,930
- Is it gone?
- Well...
1167
01:27:15,020 --> 01:27:17,100
Here.
1168
01:27:20,020 --> 01:27:22,900
- That gone?
- Yeah.
1169
01:27:27,860 --> 01:27:30,200
Listen.
1170
01:27:30,280 --> 01:27:32,660
Oh, the music?
1171
01:27:37,660 --> 01:27:39,830
Wanna dance?
1172
01:27:39,920 --> 01:27:42,040
Dance?
1173
01:27:42,170 --> 01:27:45,170
We don't have to if you
don't want to. Okay. Okay.
1174
01:27:45,300 --> 01:27:47,590
All right.
Okay.
1175
01:27:49,260 --> 01:27:52,220
Are you cold?
Mm-mmm.
1176
01:27:54,140 --> 01:27:58,930
We could get some hot
chocolate, you know. Mm-mmm.
1177
01:27:59,020 --> 01:28:01,060
You can wear my jacket
if you want.
1178
01:28:01,190 --> 01:28:03,610
Come on. It'll be fun. I'm scared.
1179
01:28:03,730 --> 01:28:08,320
What are you worried about? You're
with me, right? All right. You're on.
1180
01:28:25,550 --> 01:28:29,510
Oh, I haven't done this
in a long time.
1181
01:28:37,970 --> 01:28:42,060
What were you like
when you were younger?
1182
01:28:43,940 --> 01:28:47,570
Oh, well,
I wasn't much different.
1183
01:28:47,650 --> 01:28:50,320
I believe that about you.
1184
01:28:59,750 --> 01:29:03,330
I've been thinking
about you a lot.
1185
01:29:05,040 --> 01:29:07,340
It's crazy.
1186
01:29:10,260 --> 01:29:12,550
In my car,
1187
01:29:12,630 --> 01:29:15,300
lying in bed.
1188
01:29:18,520 --> 01:29:22,060
I've just never gone out
with someone like you.
1189
01:29:23,770 --> 01:29:27,440
With all the other men,
there was so much to hide.
1190
01:29:30,280 --> 01:29:33,610
I feel like I can tell you anything.
1191
01:29:36,660 --> 01:29:39,790
Susan? Susan?
1192
01:29:43,210 --> 01:29:46,330
There's something
I think I should tell you.
1193
01:29:46,420 --> 01:29:48,840
What?
1194
01:31:03,450 --> 01:31:05,750
You want the light on?
1195
01:31:53,290 --> 01:31:56,840
Good morning. Hey, Brent!
How are you? Good morning!
1196
01:31:56,970 --> 01:31:59,220
Hi, everybody!
Hi, Josh!
1197
01:31:59,300 --> 01:32:01,470
Josh. My man!
1198
01:32:01,590 --> 01:32:04,680
Good morning.
Good morning.
1199
01:32:04,760 --> 01:32:08,680
Good morning, sir. I'd like some
coffee, please, Miss Patterson.
1200
01:32:08,770 --> 01:32:11,440
But you don't drink coffee.
1201
01:32:11,520 --> 01:32:14,770
And, uh, make it black.
1202
01:32:14,860 --> 01:32:16,780
It was a dream, honey.
1203
01:32:16,860 --> 01:32:21,030
Atlantic City was beautiful
and Donald was so romantic-
1204
01:32:21,110 --> 01:32:25,120
I know I'm late with this,
but congratulations, Mrs. Hicks.
1205
01:32:27,330 --> 01:32:31,750
Barbara, you are not going
to believe this. Hold on.
1206
01:32:36,880 --> 01:32:40,970
You know, you two should come to
Vermont. It is so pretty up there now.
1207
01:32:41,050 --> 01:32:45,140
We spent our anniversary
there. All you did was watch TV.
1208
01:32:45,220 --> 01:32:49,730
I popped popcorn too. He
likes that intellectual stuff.
1209
01:32:49,810 --> 01:32:53,230
Anybody happen to see that great
documentary about Columbus...
1210
01:32:53,310 --> 01:32:55,520
on PBS the other night?
1211
01:32:55,650 --> 01:32:57,770
Mm-mmm.
Uh, no. Was it good?
1212
01:32:57,900 --> 01:33:00,780
I had no idea he had a fourth
ship. Yeah. The Santa Cristina.
1213
01:33:00,900 --> 01:33:04,240
That's right. He only had
that on his second trip though.
1214
01:33:04,320 --> 01:33:07,160
- You saw it too.
- No.
1215
01:33:07,290 --> 01:33:11,540
But I-I used to... study, you
know, the stuff, so- Really?
1216
01:33:11,660 --> 01:33:15,920
Dad, I need some help with
my alge- Uh, not now, Adam.
1217
01:33:16,000 --> 01:33:19,130
- Yeah, Dad, you said-
- Adam, we have guests.
1218
01:33:19,210 --> 01:33:23,510
He's had the roughest time with
algebra. We've tried tutors, everything.
1219
01:33:23,640 --> 01:33:26,640
Mom! With algebra? I
used to study that too.
1220
01:33:26,720 --> 01:33:28,850
Isn't that nice?
1221
01:33:28,930 --> 01:33:31,430
Okay, look. Forget all the X's
and Y's stuff...
1222
01:33:31,520 --> 01:33:33,560
'cause that was invented
by some teacher that hates kids.
1223
01:33:33,690 --> 01:33:35,560
All right.
Let's imagine that Larry Bird...
1224
01:33:35,690 --> 01:33:38,570
is gonna score 10 points in
a quarter, okay? Yeah, okay.
1225
01:33:38,650 --> 01:33:42,240
- So how many points is he gonna score in
the entire game? - That's easy- 40 points.
1226
01:33:42,360 --> 01:33:45,610
Exactly. That's algebra.
Righ- It is?
1227
01:33:45,700 --> 01:33:51,120
Yeah. See? Okay, one quarter is to 10
points that he scores in a quarter...
1228
01:33:51,200 --> 01:33:53,460
just as four-
1229
01:33:53,540 --> 01:33:55,710
You're right.
He's wonderful.
1230
01:33:55,830 --> 01:33:58,170
I know.
Ohh!
1231
01:33:58,290 --> 01:34:01,760
You can do this for earned run averages, field
goal percentages, whatever. That's pretty cool.
1232
01:34:01,880 --> 01:34:04,880
I don't wanna hear it anymore.
1233
01:34:05,010 --> 01:34:07,840
You constantly bring
- What's home? This is my house.
1234
01:34:07,970 --> 01:34:10,930
What's home? Fine.
It's your house, you pay for it.
1235
01:34:16,400 --> 01:34:19,270
Billy, are you on the phone?
I'm doin' it.
1236
01:34:19,400 --> 01:34:22,730
Hey, Billy, get off the
phone. Listen to your mother.
1237
01:34:23,740 --> 01:34:25,900
Mmm.
He's never done this before.
1238
01:34:26,030 --> 01:34:30,080
Kind of like a sweepstakes. Get the
art department on the phone. Get them!
1239
01:34:30,200 --> 01:34:33,830
Send out for some
sandwiches. Cajun or deli?
1240
01:34:33,910 --> 01:34:36,500
Maybe next year, right?
Next year.
1241
01:34:36,580 --> 01:34:40,130
- You can do it. I know you can.
- I cannot plan a whole line.
1242
01:34:40,210 --> 01:34:43,760
Why? Nobody knows more about toys
in this entire company than you.
1243
01:34:43,840 --> 01:34:46,840
Susan, that means marketing
and strategy and stuff.
1244
01:34:46,970 --> 01:34:49,260
All he wants is a proposal. I can't-
1245
01:34:49,390 --> 01:34:52,810
You come up with the ideas, and
I'll handle the marketing. Excuse me.
1246
01:34:52,930 --> 01:34:55,600
But it... Come on. It'll be neat.
1247
01:34:56,850 --> 01:34:58,810
Oh, I- I don't know.
1248
01:34:58,940 --> 01:35:02,610
I don't have any ideas for new toys
or anything. You've got great ideas.
1249
01:35:18,710 --> 01:35:20,630
Cute. Can you walk the dog?
1250
01:35:22,420 --> 01:35:26,010
Forget how to knock?
Oh, I'm sorry.
1251
01:35:37,140 --> 01:35:41,310
Hey! Hey, you guys!
Wait up for me!
1252
01:35:52,660 --> 01:35:55,790
"Department of Consumer Affairs"?
1253
01:35:58,830 --> 01:36:01,080
Yeah, buddy! It came!
1254
01:36:01,170 --> 01:36:05,460
- He gives too much homework. What'd you get on the test?
- I got a "C."
1255
01:36:09,220 --> 01:36:12,340
Do you have, like,
Sports Illustrated? Sure.
1256
01:36:15,850 --> 01:36:19,730
Here.
Two and a quarter, kid.
1257
01:36:23,400 --> 01:36:27,440
Hey. I got it. Oh, all
right. Comic books. Daredevil.
1258
01:36:27,570 --> 01:36:30,820
Change.
Say, what's that one?
1259
01:36:30,950 --> 01:36:34,120
Trade. Yeah. This one's
got Billy in the coal mine.
1260
01:36:34,200 --> 01:36:36,450
Think I've read this one.
1261
01:36:36,540 --> 01:36:38,830
I'll trade you for X-Factor.
1262
01:36:40,670 --> 01:36:44,750
It won't be like these, where
you just follow the story along.
1263
01:36:44,840 --> 01:36:50,090
You would actually make a whole different
story appear just by pressing these buttons.
1264
01:36:50,170 --> 01:36:52,720
An electronic comic book?
That's amazing.
1265
01:36:52,800 --> 01:36:55,970
Yeah, a living comic book.
It's gonna be different every time.
1266
01:36:56,060 --> 01:36:58,390
This is incredible.
You're brilliant.
1267
01:36:58,470 --> 01:37:03,400
If you liked one, you could see it
over and over and over again.
1268
01:37:03,480 --> 01:37:06,150
You're-
You're wonderful.
1269
01:37:06,230 --> 01:37:08,570
Do you really like it?
1270
01:37:10,240 --> 01:37:12,490
Really?
Really.
1271
01:37:15,070 --> 01:37:18,740
You think Mac'll like it?
I think he'll love it.
1272
01:37:18,830 --> 01:37:24,580
We could do sports comic books, where, like,
if he's going to steal second or something.
1273
01:37:24,670 --> 01:37:28,250
We could have sports books-
baseball, football.
1274
01:37:28,340 --> 01:37:30,880
It would work for almost
any sport there is- hockey!
1275
01:37:30,970 --> 01:37:35,390
- Wh-What is it we're doing?
- Huh?
1276
01:37:38,310 --> 01:37:40,560
W- What's going on here?
1277
01:37:40,640 --> 01:37:43,310
Well, you know, we're-
1278
01:37:46,110 --> 01:37:48,320
Something wrong?
1279
01:37:48,440 --> 01:37:52,070
You don't like it?
No! No!
1280
01:37:52,150 --> 01:37:54,280
It's...
1281
01:37:55,910 --> 01:37:59,080
I mean, if it's an affair,
that's one thing.
1282
01:38:00,330 --> 01:38:02,910
But if it's-
1283
01:38:03,000 --> 01:38:05,750
i- if it's s-something else-
1284
01:38:08,460 --> 01:38:11,550
Not that we have to know
right now. We don't.
1285
01:38:11,630 --> 01:38:15,260
But if we think that it could
turn into something else, well-
1286
01:38:20,350 --> 01:38:22,640
How do you feel
about all this?
1287
01:38:24,770 --> 01:38:27,100
How do I feel about what?
1288
01:38:29,440 --> 01:38:32,650
How do you-
How do you f-feel about me?
1289
01:38:48,330 --> 01:38:52,880
What is that supposed to mean?
1290
01:39:03,520 --> 01:39:06,390
Oh, no. I'm sorry. Mr. Baskin
is still in conference.
1291
01:39:06,480 --> 01:39:09,440
Yeah? Well, tell him
I called again.
1292
01:39:09,520 --> 01:39:13,230
Kopecki. K-O-P-
1293
01:39:13,320 --> 01:39:15,740
E-K-E.
Yes, I can spell, young man.
1294
01:39:15,820 --> 01:39:17,950
Yeah, right. Well,
tell him it's important.
1295
01:39:18,030 --> 01:39:19,910
Good-bye.
1296
01:39:19,990 --> 01:39:22,200
Each page would be
made out of six panels.
1297
01:39:22,290 --> 01:39:27,040
There will be 30 pages per electronic
comic book, with a choice every two pages-
1298
01:39:27,120 --> 01:39:30,420
No, choice
every three pages.
1299
01:39:30,540 --> 01:39:33,460
But ours will also be in color.
Did I say that? Yes, Mr. Baskin.
1300
01:39:33,550 --> 01:39:36,720
Ours- Did I say- I didn't say that
right. Yes. Well, whatever. Anyway-
1301
01:39:39,800 --> 01:39:43,390
Do you have the list of
story line options? Maybe.
1302
01:39:43,510 --> 01:39:46,310
Can I see them?
1303
01:39:46,390 --> 01:39:48,270
Maybe.
1304
01:39:48,390 --> 01:39:50,310
What was that? That sound. What? What?
1305
01:39:50,440 --> 01:39:52,480
That. What are you doing?
1306
01:39:52,610 --> 01:39:55,570
What is it?
Let me see your hand.
1307
01:39:55,690 --> 01:39:57,570
Did you make this?
No, Petey made it. Here.
1308
01:39:57,700 --> 01:40:00,700
What does it do? Put your hand right
there. Just put your hand right there.
1309
01:40:00,820 --> 01:40:02,700
Put your hand. Okay. Watch.
1310
01:40:02,830 --> 01:40:04,780
Put your hand on it.
What does it do?
1311
01:40:04,870 --> 01:40:08,910
That's incredible.
1312
01:40:09,040 --> 01:40:11,170
That's great.
1313
01:40:14,000 --> 01:40:17,840
I don't get how it works. Well, you
need another person for it to work.
1314
01:40:17,920 --> 01:40:20,430
Although maybe it will work
with a dog. I don't know.
1315
01:40:22,050 --> 01:40:25,060
All right.
Let's get back to work.
1316
01:40:25,180 --> 01:40:27,520
Do you want some coffee?
Sure?
1317
01:40:27,600 --> 01:40:29,520
Uh-huh.
1318
01:40:44,120 --> 01:40:45,990
Susan.
Oh, hi.
1319
01:40:46,120 --> 01:40:50,160
You working late again?
Yeah. Well, we were just...
1320
01:40:50,290 --> 01:40:53,170
I get
- got some coffee. You know, you're looking good these days.
1321
01:40:53,290 --> 01:40:55,460
No.
Oh, yeah. You are.
1322
01:40:55,590 --> 01:40:58,130
Oh.
I'm happy for you.
1323
01:40:58,260 --> 01:41:01,970
Oh. Happy for both of you. I really am.
1324
01:41:04,510 --> 01:41:07,140
Night.
Night, darlin'.
1325
01:41:19,190 --> 01:41:22,900
It's your house?
The deed's in my name.
1326
01:41:22,990 --> 01:41:27,080
I don't care who you raised.
Did you raise gerbils and dogs?
1327
01:41:27,160 --> 01:41:29,490
My tone is plenty civil.
1328
01:41:29,580 --> 01:41:32,460
My tone is plenty civil. Who's
putting the food on your plate?
1329
01:41:32,580 --> 01:41:34,920
It's my house.
It's my house. I keep the house.
1330
01:41:35,000 --> 01:41:37,500
You keep sayin' that,
but the deed's in my name.
1331
01:41:39,090 --> 01:41:43,590
Well, Jenny was saying that
there was a problem-
1332
01:41:43,680 --> 01:41:45,720
Hi.
1333
01:41:48,010 --> 01:41:51,270
Well, Wednesday would be
better than Thursday.
1334
01:41:51,390 --> 01:41:54,850
Mr. Baskin can't be
- I have a key example right here.
1335
01:41:54,940 --> 01:41:58,400
Where you been? I've been
trying to reach you forever.
1336
01:41:58,520 --> 01:42:00,730
I'm in the middle of something,
okay? That's the list.
1337
01:42:00,860 --> 01:42:03,900
All you gotta do is call.
Can you give me a minute?
1338
01:42:03,990 --> 01:42:06,740
- Yes.
- What are you talking about? This is it. This is the list.
1339
01:42:06,820 --> 01:42:11,370
- Would you come back at lunch?
I'm busy right now- Hello? - Busy?
1340
01:42:11,450 --> 01:42:14,040
- Billy!
- Are you outta your mind?
1341
01:42:14,120 --> 01:42:16,290
Jesus, Billy. Miss Patterson, get
them on the phone and apologize for me?
1342
01:42:16,380 --> 01:42:18,330
This is what we've been
waiting for.
1343
01:42:18,420 --> 01:42:22,380
I got work to do. Can't you understand
that? I got a deadline to meet. God!
1344
01:42:24,220 --> 01:42:27,510
- Who the fuck do you think you are?
- Hey!
1345
01:42:27,600 --> 01:42:31,010
Hey, you're Josh Baskin! Remember?
You broke your arm on my roof!
1346
01:42:31,100 --> 01:42:34,310
You hid in my basement when Robert
Tyson was about to rip your head off!
1347
01:42:34,390 --> 01:42:37,310
You don't get it, do you?
This is important!
1348
01:42:40,400 --> 01:42:44,900
I'm your best friend. What's
more important than that, huh?
1349
01:42:46,820 --> 01:42:51,240
And I'm three months older
than you are, asshole.
1350
01:42:57,580 --> 01:43:01,040
Stupid stuff.
1351
01:43:01,130 --> 01:43:04,090
Some friend.
I don't need him.
1352
01:43:07,720 --> 01:43:09,800
Stupid jacket.
1353
01:43:14,430 --> 01:43:17,770
Josh?
1354
01:43:20,650 --> 01:43:22,900
Josh!
1355
01:43:26,490 --> 01:43:28,990
Oh. Hi, Mrs. Baskin.
1356
01:43:40,130 --> 01:43:42,340
Hi ya.
1357
01:43:42,420 --> 01:43:45,170
I was just looking
around in here.
1358
01:43:45,260 --> 01:43:47,590
Hmm.
1359
01:43:47,680 --> 01:43:50,930
- Your hair's getting longer.
- I got it cut yesterday.
1360
01:43:51,010 --> 01:43:53,140
Oh.
1361
01:43:56,100 --> 01:43:58,430
He had a birthday.
1362
01:43:58,520 --> 01:44:00,980
Yeah, I- I know.
1363
01:44:04,230 --> 01:44:07,150
I got him this anyway.
1364
01:44:21,710 --> 01:44:23,590
Pete Rose.
Yeah.
1365
01:44:23,670 --> 01:44:26,210
They have these special shops
where they do that.
1366
01:44:26,300 --> 01:44:31,180
You know, if you want,
you can keep it until- until he-
1367
01:44:33,010 --> 01:44:34,970
He'll be coming back real soon.
1368
01:44:42,810 --> 01:44:46,230
Everything's gonna be okay.
1369
01:45:38,910 --> 01:45:43,460
"You are standing in the cavern
of the evil wizard.
1370
01:45:43,540 --> 01:45:47,540
All around you are the carcasses
of slain ice dwarfs."
1371
01:45:51,340 --> 01:45:55,640
Melt wizard.
1372
01:45:55,760 --> 01:45:59,350
"What do you want
to melt him with?"
1373
01:46:09,360 --> 01:46:11,940
Throw thermal pod.
1374
01:46:15,450 --> 01:46:17,740
Race you to the corner!
No!
1375
01:46:17,830 --> 01:46:19,870
Why not?
1376
01:46:19,990 --> 01:46:22,410
You always win.
I'll let you win.
1377
01:46:44,940 --> 01:46:46,940
Spreading leaves!
1378
01:46:48,810 --> 01:46:50,860
Greg! Time for dinner!
1379
01:46:50,940 --> 01:46:53,280
Wait! Just five more minutes!
1380
01:46:53,360 --> 01:46:56,900
Mrs. Kaplan, in just
a little bit to your right.
1381
01:46:57,990 --> 01:47:00,070
Your right. Your right.
1382
01:47:00,160 --> 01:47:04,370
Mrs. Kaplan knows her right
and her left. Isn't that great?
1383
01:47:04,460 --> 01:47:07,920
Let's have some smiles.
This is a joyous occasion.
1384
01:47:08,000 --> 01:47:10,130
No, no, no, just...
1385
01:47:16,590 --> 01:47:19,590
Where are we going? Where
do you guys wanna go?
1386
01:47:24,020 --> 01:47:27,100
Thanks, mister!
1387
01:47:28,560 --> 01:47:31,310
Got it. I got it. Got it.
1388
01:47:31,440 --> 01:47:34,570
Hit a couple more!
All right.
1389
01:48:03,350 --> 01:48:05,640
Where you been?
It's kind of late.
1390
01:48:05,720 --> 01:48:08,940
Oh, I was- was out.
1391
01:48:09,060 --> 01:48:11,480
Out where?
1392
01:48:11,560 --> 01:48:14,690
Just... took a walk.
1393
01:48:19,910 --> 01:48:22,070
Josh, what's wrong?
1394
01:48:27,250 --> 01:48:29,210
What is it?
1395
01:48:34,250 --> 01:48:38,050
I haven't told you something because I
didn't think that you were gonna believe me.
1396
01:48:38,130 --> 01:48:42,010
And even if you did believe me, I didn't
think that you were gonna like me anymore, so-
1397
01:48:42,090 --> 01:48:44,760
Oh, honey, come here.
You can tell me anything.
1398
01:48:44,850 --> 01:48:47,350
What?
1399
01:48:52,150 --> 01:48:56,400
Susan, I'm not
what you think I am.
1400
01:48:56,480 --> 01:48:59,280
Uh, what do you mean?
1401
01:49:00,950 --> 01:49:04,990
Before I met you,
I was in Little League.
1402
01:49:05,080 --> 01:49:08,700
Um, I was in Little League,
and I rode my bike to school,
1403
01:49:08,790 --> 01:49:12,330
and I played with my friends
and hung out with them and-
1404
01:49:12,420 --> 01:49:16,290
Josh, what are you...
What are you talking about?
1405
01:49:16,380 --> 01:49:18,920
I want to go home.
1406
01:49:20,970 --> 01:49:24,430
I miss my family, Susan,
and I want to go home.
1407
01:49:24,510 --> 01:49:27,260
- Oh, my God. You're married.
- No.
1408
01:49:27,390 --> 01:49:32,810
This was too good to be true. There had
to be something. Susan, I'm not married.
1409
01:49:34,100 --> 01:49:36,190
You're not?
No.
1410
01:49:36,270 --> 01:49:40,360
- I'm a child.
- What?
1411
01:49:41,490 --> 01:49:43,530
I'm a child, Susan,
1412
01:49:43,610 --> 01:49:48,200
and I'm- I'm not ready
for all of this.
1413
01:49:48,290 --> 01:49:52,080
Oh, that's fine.
That is- That's just great.
1414
01:49:52,210 --> 01:49:55,880
You see, what happened
- No, I understand. "I'm not ready to make a commitment.
1415
01:49:56,000 --> 01:49:59,050
I'm not ready to accept the
responsibility. " No, you don't understand.
1416
01:49:59,130 --> 01:50:02,050
- I'm 13 years old.
- Oh, and who isn't?
1417
01:50:02,130 --> 01:50:05,680
You think that there isn't
a frightened kid inside of me too?
1418
01:50:05,760 --> 01:50:07,640
No, I mean I really am 13.
1419
01:50:07,720 --> 01:50:13,140
I went to bed one night and I was a kid,
woke up the next morning, I was a grown-up.
1420
01:50:13,230 --> 01:50:18,360
Oh, right. And just yesterday I was a schoolgirl
with pigtails. Why are you doing this, Josh?
1421
01:50:18,440 --> 01:50:21,400
- There was this carnival in New Jersey.
- Please.
1422
01:50:21,530 --> 01:50:24,820
I made a wish on a machine called
the Zoltar machine. Oh, stop it.
1423
01:50:24,910 --> 01:50:28,450
It was a Zoltar machine. It had this
bobbing head, and it looked like a devil.
1424
01:50:28,530 --> 01:50:32,120
If you got a quarter in the devil's
mouth, you could make a wish, and I did.
1425
01:50:32,200 --> 01:50:35,330
So I made a wish to be big.
That's what I'm trying to tell you.
1426
01:50:35,420 --> 01:50:37,960
I changed into a grown-up,
when I'm really just a kid.
1427
01:50:38,040 --> 01:50:40,750
Fine, Josh, you're a kid.
1428
01:50:42,840 --> 01:50:47,130
Look, I really don't know what it is
that you're trying to tell me,
1429
01:50:47,220 --> 01:50:50,640
but we have a very big presentation
to give tomorrow,
1430
01:50:50,720 --> 01:50:53,560
so I'm gonna get some sleep.
1431
01:52:21,810 --> 01:52:23,770
Hello?
1432
01:52:23,860 --> 01:52:26,650
Yeah, do you have
a Zoltar machine?
1433
01:52:26,780 --> 01:52:30,200
Nope. Never heard of it.
Yeah. Yeah, thanks.
1434
01:52:41,330 --> 01:52:43,790
Wait. I need a paper.
1435
01:52:43,880 --> 01:52:45,840
Would you get me
some gum?
1436
01:52:55,810 --> 01:52:57,520
Thank you.
1437
01:53:19,120 --> 01:53:23,710
These are the notes, in
case you want 'em. Thank you.
1438
01:53:31,760 --> 01:53:34,720
Well, should get the cards set up
before everyone comes in.
1439
01:53:36,430 --> 01:53:38,390
Okay.
1440
01:53:48,650 --> 01:53:50,820
Hello?
1441
01:53:50,940 --> 01:53:53,320
Yeah, do you have a Zoltar
machine? Got one right here.
1442
01:53:53,450 --> 01:53:55,360
You do?
Yeah.
1443
01:53:55,450 --> 01:53:58,450
Yeah! Yeah, thanks.
That's great!
1444
01:53:59,490 --> 01:54:01,450
Yeah!
1445
01:54:07,290 --> 01:54:11,210
MacMillan Toys. I'll transfer.
1446
01:54:31,610 --> 01:54:34,240
Right there.
Sea Point Park, New York.
1447
01:54:39,280 --> 01:54:41,700
Well?
1448
01:54:41,830 --> 01:54:44,620
Yes?
1449
01:54:44,710 --> 01:54:47,250
They're waiting for you,
Mr. Baskin.
1450
01:54:54,930 --> 01:54:58,970
- Thanks.
- See you around.
1451
01:55:07,850 --> 01:55:12,020
There's this flat screen on the
inside with, uh, with pictures on it,
1452
01:55:12,110 --> 01:55:15,780
and you read it, and you have to make a
choice of what the character's gonna do.
1453
01:55:15,900 --> 01:55:21,160
If he's gonna fight the dragon,
you push one of the buttons- Uh-
1454
01:55:23,870 --> 01:55:27,410
- Paul?
- I don't get it.
1455
01:55:27,540 --> 01:55:29,420
Well-
Paul, stop it.
1456
01:55:29,500 --> 01:55:31,500
It's a comic book that-
1457
01:55:31,590 --> 01:55:34,920
See, there's a computer chip inside
which stores the choices.
1458
01:55:35,010 --> 01:55:38,840
So, when you reach the end of the
page, you decide where the story goes.
1459
01:55:38,970 --> 01:55:41,180
That's the point.
Terrific, Susan.
1460
01:55:41,260 --> 01:55:44,270
The kid makes his
own decision.
1461
01:55:44,350 --> 01:55:46,890
This is really possible?
- Yeah.
1462
01:55:46,980 --> 01:55:50,350
In fact, it's a very simple program.
Isn't that right?
1463
01:55:52,940 --> 01:55:56,320
So what happens when
you run out of choices?
1464
01:55:56,400 --> 01:55:59,820
That's the great thing. You can
just sell different adventures.
1465
01:55:59,910 --> 01:56:03,530
Just pop in a brand-new disk,
and you get a whole new set of options.
1466
01:56:03,620 --> 01:56:07,370
- We could market this on
a comic book rack. - Mm-hmm.
1467
01:56:07,500 --> 01:56:11,710
I'll be right back. How
much would the unit cost?
1468
01:56:13,040 --> 01:56:16,800
Our initial figure is around seven-
1469
01:56:18,930 --> 01:56:21,340
Around seven dollars,
1470
01:56:21,430 --> 01:56:27,270
with a retail cost
of about $18.95.
1471
01:56:28,980 --> 01:56:32,520
You expect a kid to pay
$19 for a comic book?
1472
01:56:32,610 --> 01:56:34,980
I think a kid-
1473
01:56:40,700 --> 01:56:42,870
Will you excuse me?
1474
01:56:42,950 --> 01:56:46,830
- What's going on?
Let 'em be.
1475
01:56:51,250 --> 01:56:53,460
Josh?
1476
01:56:53,540 --> 01:56:56,300
Josh?
Oh.
1477
01:57:09,850 --> 01:57:12,310
More. Will you take me to
Sea Point Park, New York?
1478
01:57:12,400 --> 01:57:15,400
Get in.
Sea Point Park? Josh!
1479
01:57:15,480 --> 01:57:17,480
Hey! Not so fast!
Sorry. Here.
1480
01:57:17,570 --> 01:57:20,150
Josh! Josh!
1481
01:57:21,280 --> 01:57:23,490
See you back home!
1482
01:57:23,570 --> 01:57:26,160
Yeah!
1483
01:57:26,280 --> 01:57:30,410
Excuse me. Do you know him?
You know Josh? Yeah. Yeah.
1484
01:57:30,540 --> 01:57:33,870
Look, you have to tell me
where he went. Who are you?
1485
01:57:35,000 --> 01:57:37,670
I'm- I'm his girlfriend.
1486
01:57:37,750 --> 01:57:41,800
Ew.
1487
01:57:41,930 --> 01:57:45,890
Billy Kopecki. You have to tell
me where he went. Where did he go?
1488
01:57:45,970 --> 01:57:48,760
Please tell me.
1489
01:57:48,850 --> 01:57:50,930
Tell me!
1490
01:58:11,410 --> 01:58:14,370
It's tough to find a
cab out here. Thanks.
1491
01:59:47,550 --> 01:59:49,680
Work, damn it!
1492
02:00:02,770 --> 02:00:05,730
I wish I was a kid again.
1493
02:00:22,880 --> 02:00:25,300
Josh?
Susan.
1494
02:00:25,380 --> 02:00:29,260
You know, you don't
walk out on somebody.
1495
02:00:29,340 --> 02:00:32,850
You don't just get up and leave
and- and- and walk out like that.
1496
02:00:32,970 --> 02:00:36,930
You don't do that. I know.
I know. I'm really sorry.
1497
02:00:37,020 --> 02:00:40,310
I'm really sorry, but I
didn't know what to do.
1498
02:00:40,400 --> 02:00:43,190
I didn't know
what to say.
1499
02:01:02,460 --> 02:01:05,170
Oh, God.
1500
02:01:05,250 --> 02:01:08,170
You got your wish.
1501
02:01:08,300 --> 02:01:11,010
I tried to tell you.
I didn't listen.
1502
02:01:11,130 --> 02:01:15,220
I guess I didn't hear you, or
- or want to, or... I tried to tell you last night.
1503
02:01:15,350 --> 02:01:18,970
How would I have
- Even if I did listen, how would I know? I've been thinking about this.
1504
02:01:19,100 --> 02:01:21,140
Why would I know that?
I've been trying...
1505
02:01:21,230 --> 02:01:24,150
I've been thinking about it, and there's
a million reasons for me to go home,
1506
02:01:24,230 --> 02:01:27,480
but there's only one reason
for me to stay.
1507
02:01:28,820 --> 02:01:31,570
What- What reason is that?
1508
02:01:33,700 --> 02:01:36,530
Well, you.
1509
02:01:38,700 --> 02:01:40,700
Oh, come on. Come on.
1510
02:01:40,790 --> 02:01:43,960
Come on. Come on. Come on.
1511
02:01:49,090 --> 02:01:51,880
So, uh, what...
what are you, 15, 16?
1512
02:01:54,680 --> 02:01:57,430
I'm- I'm 13.
1513
02:02:00,640 --> 02:02:02,640
Mm-hmm.
1514
02:02:02,730 --> 02:02:05,810
Well, that explains it.
1515
02:02:17,580 --> 02:02:20,160
Maybe you could come with me.
1516
02:02:23,160 --> 02:02:25,500
No.
1517
02:02:25,580 --> 02:02:29,290
No, I-
Why not?
1518
02:02:29,380 --> 02:02:32,420
I've... I've been there before.
1519
02:02:34,590 --> 02:02:38,550
It's hard enough the first time.
1520
02:02:39,890 --> 02:02:41,890
You know what I mean?
1521
02:02:42,890 --> 02:02:46,270
No, you don't know
what I mean.
1522
02:02:54,820 --> 02:02:56,820
Come on.
I'll drive you home.
1523
02:03:02,910 --> 02:03:06,500
I'm sorry.
No, I'll be okay.
1524
02:03:06,580 --> 02:03:08,580
You'll be fine.
1525
02:03:08,670 --> 02:03:11,290
Ten years, who knows?
1526
02:03:12,920 --> 02:03:15,300
Maybe you should
hold on to my number.
1527
02:03:34,150 --> 02:03:36,280
So this is where you live.
1528
02:03:38,360 --> 02:03:41,780
Which one is it?
The one right there.
1529
02:03:41,870 --> 02:03:44,790
Oh. It's nice.
1530
02:03:49,080 --> 02:03:52,590
I'm gonna miss you.
1531
02:03:52,670 --> 02:03:55,090
I'm gonna miss you too.
1532
02:03:59,260 --> 02:04:03,430
You won't even remember me.
Oh, yes, I will.
1533
02:05:00,320 --> 02:05:02,780
Bye.
1534
02:06:06,800 --> 02:06:09,680
Ma?
1535
02:06:09,770 --> 02:06:12,930
Ma, it's me.
Josh?
1536
02:06:13,020 --> 02:06:16,060
Josh?Josh!
1537
02:06:16,150 --> 02:06:19,610
Oh, my God!
Oh, thank God you're home!
1538
02:06:19,690 --> 02:06:23,150
Oh, Ma, I missed you all so much.
1539
02:06:32,660 --> 02:06:35,710
I'm just not good enough.
What are you talking about?
1540
02:06:35,790 --> 02:06:39,290
You've been hitting the ball over the
fence almost every time in stickball.
1541
02:06:39,380 --> 02:06:41,420
You just gotta get used
to a fatter bat.
1542
02:06:44,130 --> 02:06:46,260
You really think I could do it? Yeah.
1543
02:06:46,340 --> 02:06:48,390
Come on. We'll hit
some after supper.
1544
02:06:48,470 --> 02:06:50,560
Okay, I'll call for you.